OH NO NO NO

Will her poop price be high enough considering they already know she's into it?

Let her start an OnlyFans.
I'll bet she will make a fortune with the scat fetishists

She only took 7 mil and blew it already.

Her bedshitting is known worldwide at this point, they'd definitely pay her to reenact it except with an ass full of eels or something

Neck yourself

I know MILDLY attractive women who live lavish life styles and they don't have any money because people give them free stuff (free cars, free vacations)
I doubt an actually attractive woman pays for her own fucking wine.
plus even c-level celebs get free shit (like clothes) just to be seen in it.

Oh no how is she going to pay all those charities she was definitely going to pay

Depp Simps are so pathetic. He isn't going to fuck you in his Jack Sparrow costume you fucking freak

all she had to do was divorce him and walk away with a nice payday to fuck around with until your next movie or divorce, instead she falsely accused him of abusive behavior during the #metoo movement which led to johnny depp losing money which made him counter-sue her for damages. how can one person fuck up so bad?

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u mad bro

Not now. You need to say this shit at least a year from now to make people at least wonder if you're sincere. Just like the TLJ "fans".

alcoholic here, I spend £10/day on wine. She must be absolutely chugging it or buying the most expensive shit on the planet to burn through millions.

hope she sees this

What did she gain from the false accusations anyway?

she went full woke

It's obviously over 100$ a bottle, she has her head up her ass at this point. She obviously buys super expensive alcohol

>implying I'm not actually her

Damn sister, you got me good

better get those sucking lips ready

>Attention
>Victim points
>More roles I guess
>Revenge
OK

>Money
What money?

She took 7 million promising she'd donate to kids with cancer, and then spent it all on expensive wine.

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>Could have saved her.

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Elon cuck will pay for her

Matched with 7/10 on tinder who I then met up with and we hungout and she told me how a guy she matched with prior to me took her on a 2 week long vacation after only knowing her for a few weeks. Then she told me how another ex boyfriend of hers would give her $1000 occasionally to go buy whatever she wants. Meanwhile, at the time I was only pocketing $400 a month after all my living expenses and bills.

Mollusk will jump in

You're a moron, it's not simping on Depp it's the fact that she's a lying bitch also she's a nobody whos bigger role was in a shitty superheros movie, sad.

Amber shitter onlyfans would make her a billionaire.

Loreal sponsorship, ambassador for women's rights in some big organization, #MeToo sponsorship. More importantly she tried to extort Depp out of money and penthouses by threatening she'd call him a wifebeater publically. It didn't work and well, here we are today.

>do you know how I know this article is fake?
because you don't have access to a search engine on your computer/phone?
the contents of the article might be a complete fabrication by the author but the article itself is real and so is the publication responsible for it
Archived version of the article (feel free to click the link to the real one and give them ad money):
archive.today/hsrt7
Publication behind the article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Sun

That wine bottle train going down the driveway is huge

Where's Daddy Elon Mullosk when you need him

only if I get half the money

Sorry I'm a retard, I read your question as would instead of did

All she won was humiliation and some simps defending her I guess

seeing her calling Depp an obsessive wine drinker in court was absolutely hilarious
she just imitiates and projects so hard, like a real life skinwalker

I'm just here because I hate women

Shes retarded. She thought she was better than Johnny so she wanted to take his money and destroy him and she gets all the fame. Shes demonic.

>Amber pays nothing because she can't afford it
>Johnny still has to pay her 2 million because he can afford it
This is how we win Amber bros.

here is another one if you really hate the Toronto Sun
archive.today/jX6QQ

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socially acceptable prostitutes. sad thing is a professional escort is probably cleaner

I'm sure Depp is willing to accept a deal over that Aquaman money.

From what I've learned, she took 7 million,his car and probably gets Alimony of 50K

Simps ruin things for the rest of us. This is why I don’t do dating apps.

I'm sure Elon Musk is more than happy to lend a helping hand

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validation

That’s a big wine glass.

What about working and paying? Oh no I guess that's too hard

>oh you don't have enough money to pay johnny? let's make a deal

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>Cheek kiss with lipstick
>Girl leaning on guy
>Guy looking away
Elon escaped, good for him

>already one of the richest persons on the planet back in 2016
>simping like this
I honest to God feel so bad for straight men.

SLAYYYYYYYY KWEEEEENNNNNNNN OMGGGGGGGG QUEENNNNN SLAYYYYYY

she will make thousands selling farts in onlyfans

>BUT HE EJACULATED IN HER! SHE DESERVES 50 MILLION IN DIVORCE
America is truly lost

the 2 millions will just get deducted from her debt to him.
Amber really needs to start sucking dicks fast.

Meet me in the trenches.

Is it a megaglass?

Just suck on daddy Elon's asshole again and maybe he'd throw her 150k

Victim status is social status right now and why left-leaning white women in particular have the most insane obsession with it despite not being anywhere close to the most victimized, they’ve internalized white supremacy in such a way that they can’t not live up to how superior they genuinely believe themselves to be even if it costs their mental health and relationships. Like a lot of white people that still haven’t jumped from the left side, they’re pretty much slaves to their own ego right now. She would have had a good career but she just had to social/victim climb.

even in my pseudo-alcoholic phase which lasted years i dont think i went through that much
holy shit

>I'm the deal guy, I make deals. There isn't a deal that I haven't been made. Pinocchio? Robin Williams in Aladdin? Good Will Hunting I did that.

Fake news clickbait

why? He's got a new woman on the go

Elon is wayyyy too smart to be rused by this whore

Apparently even after the divorce at around 2018 she was still sending letters and birthday cards to Depp and he straight up ignored her. She got at him ignoring her and wrote the Op-ed instead. She basically dug her own grave

>The Arabs said they didn't need her. I made that deal happen in the end.

Maybe we can come to a deal

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Wow, what a dumbass. Sounds like a beautiful psychotic who would shit in her own bed before trying to get comfortable. Good call on the alimony atleast.

Read the pic before saying that kinda thing with such confidence.

That's the crazy part, she does it for free

Amber talks like every woman I've ever known that was as dumb as the dumbest thots I've known, but who made being an "intellectual" their bait/accessory identity. The sort of girl that begrudgingly plays chess in her spare time even though she hates every second of it, but does it anyway because "this must be what smart people do!" All that "hence" and "irrelevant."

Women owe me money

JESUS
And her side made a whole show of Depp being an alcoholic? But Depp's side never pointed out her wine habits?

Well that guilty skank better pull some money out of her ass.

>7 mil
More money than I could ever hope to see in my lifetime, more many than I can even conceive. This is obscene.

>Making deals for 50 years!
>Makes deal they can't refuse
>Does it in the trenches
Yeah I'm thinking he's astronomical Based CHAD

>here is a link
I think you're missing the point. Im saying she's not broke , she's woman
she never spend her own money on her life style
>BUT ..LE LAWYER
yes she doesn't want to pay so she says she's broke. its hollywood accounting. Just fuck off and don't bother replying because you're barely human

Is he really?

youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

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She sold her body to get that, bro. She also sucked dick and had her asshole blasted by Jack Sparrow