Name something long a man has in his pants

>Name something long a man has in his pants.

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A list of women he'd rather be sleeping with

HIS TALLYWACKER

Good Asa!

His big balls Steve

His legs

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A $100 bill

A HUGE FUCKING LONG BROWN DOOKIE STEVE

LONG LEG STEVE

I CAIN DO THIS SHOW NO MO

HIS PRIVATE PARTS STEVE

A belt.

AYO YOU MOFUCKIN CRACKAS CAIN BE SAYIN THAT SHIT ON TV!!!!!

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HID DINGDONG STEVE

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His femur?

NEKID GRAMMAGH

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>WHAT? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT EVEN THOUGH THE AMBIGUOUS NATURE OF THE QUESTION WAS INTENTIONALLY MADE SO THAT YOU WOULD THINK THAT AT FIRST!!!!!

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>it's a steve obviously favors the black family episode

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HIS GIANT BLACK COCK RIGHT BEFORE HE RAMS IT INTO MY WIFE'S EAGER ASSHOLE AS I FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE STEVE!

A thread Steve!

Steve Harvey is the funniest man alive
If you disagree youre a nigger

HIS VAGINA

>white pypo be crazy dawg
Someone post the one where everyone projectile vomits.

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a belt

I want them to bring back Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? with Steve Harvey as the host. I’m so fucking sick of musical guessing games or people having to perform tasks in a box or fly around in a chair answering questions asked by a soulless robot voice.

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who wants to be a millionaire hosts need to be at least a little smart and likeable

Of course, he's like the fucking pope for blacks.
Niggers love Steve, so do normal black people and whites. He's a true triple-threat.