The Simpsons analyze The Bible

Yes, the Old Testament showed us that Jews are all that. They're not known as the Synagogue of Satan for nothing.

remember early Simpsons when they all went to church?

>caring about the state of Nu-Simps
Walking corpse of a show that turned into a woke trainwreck.

The Simpbergensteinsons

Never the Quran or Talmud though, just another cohencidence

>God being evil means he doesn't exist

Wishful thinking

Fuck off to Reddit fedora scum

Christbros... They found ou about the Hittites.. We're done for.

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>promoting sexual abnormalities
Isn't this what americans dedicated June to?

Old Testament is the canon word of god according to all denominations of Christianity. Jesus references Old Testament figures as prophets. By blasphemizing against it you are spitting in the face of Christ and His Church

It’s not too late to save yourself from hell

>i know how God should work better than God does

It's why I believe in the Greek gods. They have their favorites who are probably the successful in society, and are ambivalent of the rest.

>sexual abnormalities
unlike...?

>Please, PLEASE give our show attention
No.

The funny thing is that Flanders is the nicest character on the entire show. People only hate Flanders because the retarded buffoon who is meant to be a representation of working class American men hates him.

Wow God literally doesn't baby the entire human race. He must be malevolent

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That what they said about the Simpsons

What does Lisa have against incest?
Incest is wincest!
Especially Father/stepfather/grandpa/uncle and 18+ son.

Honestly what god was he talking about Epicurus lived hundreds of years before christianity became even slightly prominent

Now do the Quran or the Torah.

Right? It's like the people who talk like God wouldn't be able to tell when people falsely confess and convert on their death beds

They've done this since forever. The priest has always been portrayed as a hypocrite and a fraud, for example. Funny how it's only Christianity that copped that kind of treatment though. Remember the episode about Krusty's father, the rabbi, and how Judaism was treated with the softest of kids gloves?

Uriah didn’t deserve it.

>writer uses a character that they portray as "the smart one" as a mouthpiece for thier views

i love how this is just full of assumptions and faulty syllogisms
>if god can prevent evil but doesn’t, he is not all good
genuinely doesn’t follow

Well like the old Mad parody said about Batman Begins, Ras al ghul got turned into a Chinese guy because the Chinese tend to get less “explosively upset.”

>ugh god delete all evil!!
>ok bro
>99% of people cease to exist
>NOOOOO NOT HECKIN LIKE THAT!!
>ok bro
>brings them back, they are incapable of having selfish thoughts and basically exist like automaton monks
>THIS IS HECKIN BORING!
>what do you want me to do man
>JUST REMOVE THE ABILITY TO DO SHIT I PERSONALLY DONT LIKE

They cite a lot of Old Testament stuff as to why Bible is bad

Fake

simpsons at its peak poked fun at american culture including christianity but it was never fedora tier whining and seething about religion, just the odd joke every now and again. comparing it to rick and morty tier reddit shit is stupid

Didnt the creator of the show get a massage from a child slave on the Epstein Airlines?

This.

>99% of people cease to exist
You really think 99% of people on earth count as "evil"?

Soooooo when are we getting the episode where Bart starts asking some hard questions about the Holocaust?