What was your earliest fap you can remember?

That Kylie Minogue commercial

kacey is one of the best pornstars ever

some degrassi chick, i’m a zoomer btw ama

will you kys?

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keeley hazell in some shiny green bra, i think there was a red one too

A film called Eaten Alive, lots of tits, a girl gets tied to a bed, classic horror sleaze. I had it on one of those 10 movie disc sets as a kid.

unlikely, sorry to disappoint you tranny

Sex scenes in a Lupin manga. I will never forget one panel where the girl had these loose socks on.

Sable and Tori Wilson feud/lesbian shit

my first fap was some blonde bitch getting gangbanged

>most tranniest generation projecting
lol

I remember it well
>be like 10 or 11
>sleepover at friends house, like 5 of us there
>we're watching his dad's old hong kong action movies, which have lots of sex in them
>idk how it happened but the friend hosting basically gave us all a lesson in fapping
>we all got a glass of water to dip our hands in to use as lube and had a group JO session watching a sex scene
>distinctly remember nutting but being too young to cum

desu kinda sus in hindsight. we all had a good time in the moment tho.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, season 2 Buffy. Hottest girl that ever lived

When I was 13 I knew what masturbating was and decided to try it out but I stopped because my foreskin was, like, stuck to my cock head I still have no idea what that was but it still felt good so I just kept at it, slowly more and more came unstuck until one night the last piece let go and I had full range of motion and went for it and I will never forget that first orgasm it was like an explosion went off in my brain and I unironically saw stars.

gay as fuck

Marilyn Chambers in Insatiable.

u a real one brother, good times

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A classic scene. My favorite MFST scene was the Mason Storm one.

I busted so many nuts to her back in the day

It was a porno on the spice channel, it was a girl in a plaid skirt getting fucked in a garage by a mechanic, I never saw it again but I remember it well.

Hell yeah dude

Asia Carrera sunbathing her hairy bush and then fucking some guy shortly after.

You had phimosis and managed to stretch your foreskin enough to fix it, which is possible and the preferred course of action to corrective surgery/circumcision.

>we all got a glass of water to dip our hands in to use as lube
Only Americans will get this

goddam, I had to look her up but that shit is real good for the time.

mostly Holly

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We did that too, me and my cousins jerked off in the tv room of my uncles house to VHS porn and one of my cousin's dick smelled like low tide so we made him go take a shower.

I'm American and have never used lube as my cock produces a powerful amount of precum on command.

I used to get those little 10 second porn preview clips and beat my dick like it owed me money

this

Probably American Pie.

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seethe + cope + dilate + ratio

Grim - take the L

So he’s one lucky son of a bitch that he never went to a doctor. Makes you think there’s a good reason kids are naturally scared to talk about penis problems

she was hot as fuck but then she finally did hardcore and it sucked

They had girlkiss.com videos on YouTube back in the day. That was my first jerk off

Who has the "Any Forums talking about television/film vs Any Forums talking about porn" meme? I could use it right now.

That was also prime Sparxxx time. I always liked the thicc ones

shannon elizabeth was hot at fuck then

She's my favorite

Speaking of precum, when I was like 13 I managed to get this girl to give me a reluctant blowjob and when I was about to cum my load of precum came out first and she thought I finished so she went eww and stopped blowing me right in time to ruin my orgasm and make cum on her shirt and my floor.

I had a feeling that what it was. It's kinda fitting that the solution to it is regular masturbation, almost like it shouldnt be ashamed and slightly encouraged.

lisa sparxxx had some big fat titties

Scrambled porn on my parents' bedroom tv. Homehow, not even ultra hd 4K porn can compete with those early coomkinos. Something about the music and narration.

she was such a filthy whore

Holy shit I thought I was the only male former pillow fucker. I used to masturbate exclusively that way.

I used to fantasize about marrying her. This was before I learned how most women are unashamed sluts.

Emanulle the Series - Emanuelle's Love.
The train scene. The fire going in the train. That girl sucking her thumb while that dude slams her.

you must be 40+ if you were cranking it to scrambled tv porn

not your personal army, newfag

the mermaid in that one level had some giant cleavage

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Wow cute what a shame she’s a whore

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One of my earliest JO sessions was to her making out with that jewish chick in cruel intentions

do you relate to gen x or millenials more
by millenials i don't mean zoomers

Did it give you a fetish for ruined orgasms? I know if a 13 year old girl gave me a blowjob and ruined my orgasm I'd have a fetish for ruined orgasms.

>Sara Jay

sorry bro

>army
The Top Gun shill threads are on the front page, worthless cunt

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First fap was A Night in Paris, shit was wild

Big natural flippers too, I hated that fake shit (with some exceptions like Mason Storm, Sophie Dee, Larkin Love and Dee Williams) I also liked that Ms Snow chick.

oldfag detected

I'm 32 and I never really bothered with tv porn

aged ridiculously well

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It was 360p quality so it was hotter

My imagination, the most recent though? Jordan Capri the GOAT

I fucked pillows and other things similar to pillows until I was like 13, I tried to jerk off with my hand but it felt weird and I couldn't get anything going. Then one day I was looking at ecchi on the computer while home sick and tried using my left hand because my right hand was using the mouse. Turns out I'm just naturally inclined to jerking off with my left hand despite being right handed, and that's why it always felt awkward when I tried previously.

Once in a while I'll still give a pillow a good fucking just for old time's sake.

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Anybody remember Pixie Pillows?

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That Starfire video on newgrounds. You know the one.

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I'm just gonna list off some facts about my masturbating experience
1. my dick is so small that when I get erect the foreskin doesn't become uncovered
2. I can pull the foreskin down, but I dont like doing that because the head is so sensitive that it's like brushing sandpaper
3. I have had the same cumrag for 2 years, an old blue towel that is now green.
4. I once grabbed my cumrag off the floor to coom and a spider was on it and crawled onto my arm, I literally jumped up screaming and coom flying all over the room
5. When I first started fapping, aged 17, I didn't actually know that I was supposed to touch myself.
I would just stare at the porn for hours and hours until through sheer force of will I felt a coom coming on, then I would try to hold it in while running upstairs and try to aim at the toilet. Looking back it's a miracle I never ran into my mom, dad, brother or sister while doign this.

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I recognize the name but not the face

sara jay looks like joe camel

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after being in porn a certain amount of time it seems every pornstar gets nasty fake tits and bleach blonde hair

Don’t think you would be disappointed marrying Sarah, she’s literally the most loyal wife you could think of. Even before she got married she was completely private about her relationships and shot down any prying questions