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first for wales

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They know that Booth's is superior quality desu, don't dare to try to compete in the north

this girl is turkish

no bloostained waitrose in our city

>masked man jumps over counter toward you after his friend already stole shit

Ah yes time to reason with the feller and ask him what he'd like help finding.....he clearly won't commit any violence toward me. All criminals are nice and just take what they want and leave. None ever have any weapons. No sir

Waitrose is a weird place man. Been in one a handful of times. It’s like a reverse zoo.

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strumming the 'tar

American paranoia. In the civilised world this doesn't happen.

Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

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corrr
phwoarrr
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Indeed

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You live in a damn bubble and are ignorant

Countless cases where store clerks or cashiers are harmed because of .......wait for it........ARMED ROBBERIES

go look in deichmann

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make a liar fish
hydrogen times pi

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sunday night terror setting in

but north london is the nice part

Reckon we should invest in public transport and bike infrastructure desu

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have you ever worked mihai? what jobs have you had?

vgh my tradwife

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great so we'll have some annoying cunts banning and delete threads just to flex their 'power'

love from kazakhstan

spent ages getting over the gf reminding myself of the bad shit because without any of the bad things she was literally the best I'll ever do gf-wise and she's only gone and messaged me so naturally I'm going to have to do all of this again because I've already imagined marrying her
as a joke haha

back off she's mine

anywhere you go is a reverse zoo

a lot of the south coast is a shithole. especially compared to the towns around oxford and cambridge and bristol and such

No mate it's Americans that live in a bubble, doped up on the idea that everyone is out to kill them
Actual freak
Not to mention this guy killed someone in defense of his wagie job, I'm sure Wageberg will give him a $20 gift card as thanks
Very American mindset

she looks like she has heavy periods

Wait I meant 5'10
Better than nothing I s'pose

dread monday mornings so much
they're always really busy, like what psychopath is sitting there itching to ring up tech support at 9am on a monday
AHHHHHHH dread thinking about it

No use trying to explain our sociocultural reality and their sociocultural reality are completely different
Plus people in the u.k are heavily propagandized against weapons, literally couldnt understand if they tried I reckon

too big

>want to eat my personal lasagna (serves 2)
>already had a full english this afternoon and just know parents will judge me and mum will start crying again if she catches me

I have a right to eat

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I thought British people were well-mannered...

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Well?

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bizarre how divergent she is from her sister

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YEAH CODY KILL EM
SOME DESPERATE CRACKHEAD TRIED TO STEAL 10 DOLLARS WORTH OF MERCHANDISE
KILL EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not sure what gave you that idea, you daft twat

Elf bar going mental with these new flavours

north middle south

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>north south divide
it's called the midlands

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Yeah thinking that stabbing someone 20 times isn't great is definitely the result of propaganda

this is nuts

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me. im seething all weekend and demand tech nerds time on a Monday morning.

Why does Birmingham is so big like that?

worked in a university writing papers on no-boundary wave function in quantum cosmology and non-commutative geometry.

the only north south divide is whether 'dinner' means midday meal or evening meal

yeah for the nhs briefly

an actual decent map

dutch user got me wanking to ir porn again...

it's a city

Yeah that random Tumblr screenshot that isn't representative of society at large is nuts

Wonder if when I turn 33 I should just head back to the old church, larp as an actual Catholic. and get myself a nice 24 year old virgin wife
She'd provide me with a nice loving family and more of a purpose in life and it'd make my mum very happy too
As long as she never found out that I was a secret agnostic I think it'd be fine

>east anglia
>middle

>Sheffield
>north
pretty goo apart from that

examining hairy pooey bumholes for the nhs

How do you fuckers have such cheap insulin???

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reckon yorkshire, cheshire, mersey and macnchester should together be turnes into north midlands

not big enough

what happens here

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would also put hertfordshire and beds in southeast not fucking anglia

need to buy new clothes online but feeling defeated

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Nothing can stop it. No matter the amount of propaganda against muh disinformation and muh white supremacy, the white race will prevail. We conquered the world once, we'll do it again.

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in 200 years there'll be no white people except in Russia

hate to break it to you but the only people at catholic church in the uk are 90 years old or weird male incels

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What about Aisha

Women are like ying yangs. An arse on the back and a two lumps of fat that resembles an arse on the front.

mad that americans have to pay for insulin

Hitler was just the beginning, a mere drop in the ocean of what is yet to come. Maybe it won't happen in our timeline but be sure that at some point, it will, simply because it's the only true political system that can move mankind to infinity and beyond. Don't fall for the jewish lies telling you that National Socialism died in 1945, they want you to believe that so they never feel threatened again.

laci green was my first waifu

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>ITT: norfern fairies and soufern POOFTERS fear the East Anglian Bvll

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IT'S UP
GRAHAM'S GIVEN AN INTERVIEW WITH GB NEWS

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dooooood hes stabbing me no cap

This is generally true but you also get the grandchildren of those old people who are raised in the church and mostly Catholic themselves too
Like they won't usually go to church in their 20s but will start going again once they have a family

>laci green
patrician taste lad

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but let me see
after dealing with nhs 'people', one who next to my desk and i loaned him my phone
and others decided to talk about trannies on the b b c and how i didnt talk enough
yeah
screw this, fuckk everything

and that is the conclusion to my life

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I adore her :3
I was hoping she'd do a complete 180 and become conservative when she was showing signs of a transformation in 2017-18 times
Didn't come to fruition alas

Love them tits though
She needs a republican chad to control her views as all women in their 30s yearn for

didn't know he black books as well, got to admit he makes sitcom kino

If the white race prevailing means I can’t get my Chinese takeaways and Indians then it’s not prevailing at all. Fuck that.

Sheffield is North

Ipswich is Middle but I probably went a bit too far south. Colchester is South.

>noth
>south of the humber
no chance

desu i think she just needs to teas and bully a timid english middle class man sexually

yeah and usually brats with low iq chav parents.

what's going on big guy

FOY

>Graham Linehan is an Irish television writer and anti-transgender activist. He created or co-created the sitcoms Father Ted, Black Books and The IT Crowd. He has also written for Count Arthur Strong, Brass Eye and The Fast Show.
wasn't he the guy who was against hitler jokes and stuff?

Spastic fuck. Can't wait till Yorkshire independence, sick to bastard death of the lot of you

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Low IQ chavs don’t go to mass though. They don’t actually believe in God ironically

Father Ted made jokes about Hitler and Nazis.

post the webm of laci green in bondage

Not sure if that's true in some parts of the country, but it's the complete opposite where I am. All middle-class well-spoken families whose kids pretty much always end up at Oxbridge or RG unis

yeah but given are the right wing are the only ones who like him now he's done a 180 on that and said he doesn't even recognise the guy who made those tweets

real talk

bit rude that

>A mood of unity and self-satisfaction is prevalent at the end of this rare gathering of more than 650 Anglican bishops - they had come from all over the world, many from Africa where Anglican Christianity is growing at its fastest.

>Some conservative African bishops at the conference suggested that if the Church of England allowed gay marriage it would leave them, and not English bishops, as the true Anglicans.

>"We will be the ones coming to England and going to Canterbury. Let those with a revisionist theology go and form something else," the Archbishop of South Sudan, Justin Badi, told me, drawing comparisons with the way in which missionaries had journeyed to Africa.

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>WW3 will be African Christians launching a Crusade to save Europe from globohomo

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Watching dirty money on netflix

White collar crime is out of control in america

yeah but a few years ago I remember he (or was it someone else) said count dankula deserved to be arrested for making hitler jokes

Trad girls are for pussies who cant handle a women that thinks for herself

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>tattoos
ruined

wouldnt mind going to america again desu. bet id get mad pussy

enjoy your chlamydia

I have a lot of lust rn