Imagine drinking

I'm one beer in, not even an alcoholic, only drink on weekends
and I'm just so tired bros

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO ITS OUR TIME DRUK GODS

i was going to buy some beer tonight but i saw this thread and am reminded that "they" want "us" to kill ourselves with alcoholism and thats why they have bots that spam this on here,
and so im going to have water instead
thank you

Keep going strong bro, you'll make it

No worries we don't gatekeep, weekend drinkers are allowed at our /druk/ bar as long as you have fun stories to tell

I'm just imagining all the neckbeard alcoholics on this site larping as Don Draper drinking cheap ass whiskey. I'm not here to tell you to stop, by all means, continue. Like I give a fuck about your liver. It's just a funny mental image.

Nice projection bro

I don't drink, though. Unpleasant habit.

Based and connecting-the-dots pilled.

bros i just got back from the theater and wow what an experience!!!
there was an autistic kid that looked maybe 13 sitting with his mom in the back row and every time a bat was on screen or morbius started flying he would scream really loudly

MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!

you could feel the excitement in his shrieks!! By the 3rd time he did it the whole theater would join in, everyone screaming MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!

it was so crazy but we had a great time and the MORBI screaming got everyone so hype it was lit af

When I left the theater I gave the kid a high five and told him "keep on morbin brother"

I noticed he had wet his pants so badly he had no doubt soaked the seat too. It's ok because it's just a theater and they pay someone to clean up things like that.

>its the joos
Seek professional help. I'm a wagecuck who stopped at a gas station on his way home from work to buy cheap wine and make this thread

I have the coof and drugs/alcohol just make me feel shittier when sick

WHAT A LIFE

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Just got back from the cock stretching post, it's time to morb

I see the schizos have turned up, was hoping for a comfy DRUK thread

wholesome lil morbler

star wars is episodes 1-6
its not preschooler toonshit
its not preschooler cgi toonshit
its not gay faggot tv shit
its an epic sextology by genius auteur George Lucas.

So how do you guys like to get DRUK? Low % slowly over a few hours? Or High % and get blasted in an hour?
Personally i'm a slow low % drinker myself

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They'll go away when we stop giving them attention

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The prequels fuckin sucked.

here's my large and exquisite selection

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Time for 3 heavy nights of getting blasted, lets go DRUK gods

I have a box of San Miguel, some wine, and a bottle of bourbon

12 days without a drink, bros. Hoping I can keep it up. Am I beyond the hard part?

Cheers

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Damn well done user, sounds like you need a drink to celebrate

I don't drink anymore, but when I did I would get straight to the point with a mickey of cheap vodka. If I wanted to take it slower I'd get a bottle of wine or two. I quit after waking up in my own vomit with regrets about my actions the night before one too many times.

What's your go to DRUK song lads?
for me it's youtu.be/LhLmgg_u29k

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holy shit he was right

>get blasted quickly
>maintain the buzz with low % or babysips for the rest of the night
its the way i live

favorite parts of alcoholism?

>waking up with piss stained sheets
>waking up being banned from social media accounts for drunk posting
>vomiting up bile
>vomiting WHILE diarrhea shitting
>aging 10 years in 1 year
>sweating instead of sleeping
>saying never again over and over and over