Was Aragorn a 87 year old virgin?

Was Aragorn a 87 year old virgin?

I think that if he had fucked Arwen, Elrond would have killed him

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He probably was desu. Only Gimli got pussy out of the Fellowship of the Ring.

yep

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Would Arwen even get married with him if he didn't spent his carefree years banging fair maiden in taverns?

No woman wants a 87 year old virgin

you will rot in hell if you have sex out of wedlock tho

Tolkien's elves are Roman Catholic ideals personified, so she wouldn't be so shallow.

I don't know if hell exists in Arda. I'm not being edgy, I just don't remember any mention of damnation in anyone's theology.

wow he’s just like me fr

He was doing mgtow untill Arwen

yes, he cummed inside her

In Tolkien’s mind, yes. You can easily imagine that he and Arwen had been banging since they got engaged in Lorien, though. Especially since they are similar to Beren and Luthien and there is no way those two waited until marriage.

>carefree
>ranger
Pick one and only one.

Don't pretend it's impossible for someone to grow old and still be a virgin. You're a virgin and you're going to keep being a virgin.

people don't care as much as 4chaners think
t. woman who took a the virginity of a man in his 30s

It’s not about the fact itself, it’s about what it implies. I’m one because I’m such a genetic waste that I can’t attract anyone.
Also Tolkien was a hack, the trilogy is better than the books.

Correction, people don’t care as much as virgins think.

And evidently you’re a memetic wasteland too, get some taste.

Only elves have a confirmed "hell"
It's literally just a place where elves that weren't up to standard get corrected for thousands of years somehow
Literally a broken toy repair shop

Kys

Why would you do such a thing? You pitied him didn't you kekkk

been married to him for years now and I regret nothing

Trilogy surpassed the books. The books were a slot fest to get through.

>everyone's degenerate therefore it's impossible for someone to fight temptation
>the misfortune of the unfortunate lies in the fact that they aren't able to be as degenerate as possible
no wonder half this board is alcoholic and the other half will 41

How many kids?

The Party was a chore, and Sam +Frodo in Mordor dragged on, but the trilogy focused on battle scenes overmuch.
Books superior.

Is it physically possible to not masturbate or have sex?

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