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/stg/ - Stranger Things General
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Jeremiah Clark
>Season 5 of stranger things
>With vecna having been killed by the teenagers, the mind flayer gets pissed and decides to take the gloves off
>begins a full scale invasion of our reality using the portals Vecna created as launchpads
>Season 5 is a the mist - esque horror action depicting the US military doing its' best to contain, counter, and ultimately repel the extradimensional threat
>picture the end of "The Mist", with NBC-suit wearing marines engaging in hellish combat all the way into the upside down itself, flame throwers, APCs, Tanks, ETC
>sideplot follows similar invasion occuring in the soviet union, where hopper, joyce, enzo and murray must fight both russian soldiers and upside-down abominations to escape back home
>original cast are recruited by the military to help fight the Mindflayer and his legions, with their expertise and Eleven's powers key to turning the tide
K-K-K-KINO
Austin Cruz
Demoshills, you have forced my hand. Now fall the fuck back in line.
Christopher Gonzalez
Today, I will remind them.
Landon Wilson
>vecna: cerebral villain with cool makeup and practical effects
>mindflayer: big gay CGI blob with no real motivations
Let's face it, Vecnachads just can't lose.
Zachary Davis
>vecnacels have to rely on the CGI LE BAD argument to score a """win"""
Holy fucking shit, how pathetic.
Austin Kelly
>best girl
>least amount of screentime
Juan Young
Somebody make another strawpoll so we can settle this once and for all
>t. proud demochad
Xavier Wright
Flayer the Slayer MOGS virgin v*cna, Part II.
Noah Morris
the triality of man
Asher Jackson
Wouldn’t this couple draw attention.
Chad basketball hero of the school going out with white trailer trash redhead?
It’s like a reverse Eddie and Chrissy.
Elijah Gray
>Guys think he looks cool and appreciate his power
>Girls think he's cute and cuddle next to his marketable plushie confirming he gets more puss than Vecna
Um Vecnabro's you aint looking so hot
Charles Long
I thought he was CGI the entire time
Ian Moore
Buck teeth
Liam Ward
>YOU let us in, and now you are going to have to let us stay.
Austin Butler
how kino would the inevitable romance between her and eddie have been? think of the possibilities
>chrissy joins the gang along with eddie
>could have maybe been saved by having eddie be playing music in the background, they don't actually figure out this is the solution till later but it would have been foreshadowing
>chrissy and eddie bring a cute DNDchad meets cheerleader-turned-schizo dynamic
>potential for kino conflict when jason confronts the group he thinks are evil and sees that his own girlfriend has joined them, jason becoming a crazy asshole allows chrissy to ditch him for eddie officially
WHY DID THEY KILL HERRR
Alexander Brown
they definitely touch it up with CGI, he's always got like tentacles and shit moving all over him but it's still just a guy in a suit which is really apparent when you see him walking anywhere
Carson Powell
>only nog character
>mysteriously learns to play basketball
It's like when Cartman told Token he could play bass
Jeremiah Baker
IT IS TIME.
Wyatt Howard
She was the BArb, Bob, Alexei.
Blake Robinson
Sadie got fat
Nathaniel Sanchez
>Buck teeth
I love buck tooth cutes.
Joseph Gray
DEMOCHADS, WHERE YOU AT?
Jackson Martinez
she looks like a young ScarJo
Gabriel Gonzalez
She got……thicc.
Built for Lucas
Jace Gray
>I love buck tooth cutes.
Sometimes.
I dunno, doesn't really work for her.
She's still cute tho
Aiden Fisher
>Alexei if he didn't act like a retarded 3-year-old the whole time
Too bad there's an 80% chance he's going to die this arc.
John Miller
With Byers and Wheelers, YOU LOSE!
Gavin Russell
Jacob Clark
Vecnachads... we lost the poll last time since it was rigged, we can't let that happen again right? MAKE DEMOFAGS AND SHITFLAYERS BTFO
Jaxon Kelly
>user, wake up. It's time to go bully the retards.
Nathan Sullivan
How can someone be so HOT???
Luis Bell
OHNONONONONO THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN.
V-Vecnabros, we ARE litigating against this, right?!
James Edwards
Her whole purpose is to show how gay Will is.
Carson Myers
damn, native americans looked like that in the 80s?
Chase Walker
What the fuck? Vecna is the only one with actual motivations?
Jack Rogers
If Will weren’t so gay, he’d be the perfect character for WM/BF on the show.
Jeremiah Hall
>i-is that a man-made structure? D-did you just cut down a tree? DID YOU JUST ACCIDENTLY STEP ON A SPIDER!? OOOOOHHH I AM GOING INSAAAAAAAAANE! HELP MY FLAYER MAN!