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Limmy? Never funny.

lads

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Agreed.

anime

how long can cooked chicken be left out (room temp but it's freezing here, maybe 15 degrees inside)
eyeing up some leftovers but it's been about 6 hours
not in the mood for liquid poos

don't do it

rorke JIZZING HIMSELF because there's no PoC in the advert

ktim

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Mumberg had a party yesterday. Ordered too much food and drink for it (better too much than too little etc), and it's all found its way back to mine. Fridge and freezer full of salads, nibbles, and sandwiches; another fridge full of beers and ciders; cupboard full of spirits and wine.

Nice to get all that for free and everything but I'll be a fat shit within a couple of weeks.

> HELLO SIR YOUR DELIVEROO ORDER WE CANNOT DELIVER IT
>"ok... why?"
>THE ROAD SIR IT IS CLOSED
>"i live in central london are you serious saying you cannot find a route?"
>YES THE ROAD IS CLOSED
>WE CAN RE-ORDER A NEW DELIVERY FOR YOU WITH THE SAME ITEMS
>"but you said the road is closed, this doesn't make sense"
>WOULD YOU LIKE REDELIVER OR REFUND?

are they just covering because some spastic driver stole my order or are they really this incompetent?

i've scranned leftovers i left out on my bedside table after 24 hours with no dramas

12hours according to mumstein

so sad archie ur up with the angles now u wud have luved 2 see the new mineyons movie rip hun xoxox

awful

God bless Britania
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The Irishman is an Englishman, but not just any Englishman; he is a rude, impulsive, unthinking and enthusiastic Englishman of the low life. The Irishman is ultimately a beast named after a venerable English gentleman.

It is these lousy qualities of the Hibernian man that make his cautious and respected lord of England want to distinguish himself from him, and to create this distinction the honorable Englishman simply ignores his absurd Eastern counterpart. But the great gentleman from Great Britain ignores, for his good faith, that the Irishman not only has hatred for him, but a corrosive envy like the most high of fires, which will lead him to try to make an unjust war on his English master as many times as he can.

Liver pool

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Not gay but I am gay I fuck men I suck men I wank men I bum men

literally never seen a white deliveroo driver

Where in Spain are you from?

haha i get it

It depends how meat is cooked. Something that’s cooked for so long that it’s beyond well-done and falling apart will be pretty effectively sterilized and can sit around longer than for example tartare

only stupid people get drunk

>I live in central London
alri tarq

all rise for the Australian National Scranthem

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anyone who has played gta 4 extensively will know that dwayne and jacob (the two black friends you can have in the game) when you go for a meal with them, their favourite place will be cluckin' bell (the fried chicken restaurant)
kinda racist no

majority has it, going to gobble up the leftover chicken kyivs
ta lads x

Asturias

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ktim

Aren’t they paid substantially less than minimum wage? Why would a white person bother

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OMG YOU CANT OBSERVE THAT BLACKS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN SHOPS THATS SO RACIST OMG

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Well rorke?

a-stupid-arse more like

>Vegemite
Doesn't even come close to the quality of Marmite

See a lot of white students doing it on their bikes recently