Turn around

>Turn around

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All women are whores

>she tells you to turn around
>she tells you to bend over
>she unzips her dick

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Put your strap on on first.

>Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely, and you're never coming around
turn around

>Mediocre sci fi installment saved by attractive female

Many such cases.

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no u

>Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And you're never coming 'round

>tfw no gf with chiseled and defined facial features

this was the movie that officially ended "sexy women in films"

Ever since that movie came out and feminists complained about it it's nothing but pic related.

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>stop looking at my hot body while I pose sexily

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>All women are whores
And yet you still can't laid. Fucking tragic!

Why did they give her sleeves after WandaVision? God the bare shoulders really give it to me!

Jesus christ that's michael morbius

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>I turn around and show her my massive erection protruding from my pants
Hey, you asked for it lady.

lol you can pay women to fuck you. You can literally order them to your house through the internet like ordering pizza.
There's no such thing as not being able to get laid purely because all women are whores.

>0 kids

Such a goddamned waste.

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>bright eyes

And I Fuckin’ need ya now…

comfy

ironically its the first hand experience that enlightens many of us.