I am an American and I recognize Czech superiority

...which I thought you had figured out at first due to most of either series taking place in a thicket or copse in some park in Prague.

I started learning to speak Czech because I started watching CzechStreets when I was 15 and I wanted to understand the porn without subtitles. I am 21 now and my fetish has long died, but I still study the language for the culture.

this has to be larp

you must be czech ancestry or something

Well, I have visited CZ on occasion because a relative of mine lives there. The architecture's so nice yet everything is so gloomy, it's confusing. But I discerned the meaning of your post in Czech almost purely from my knowledge of my native language, even though I've found myself unable to read Czech magazines on my visits there.

I wish it was a larp. I'm of Irish ancestry.
I plan to study linguistics in University. Czech isn't the only language I study. I'm also doing Hebrew.

Yeah, Czech and Slovak are 90% similar or something? I've noticed I can understand some Slovak from the Czech I've learned. Slovak seems to be more consistent than Czech with less grammatical irregularities.

My native language is Slovene, and thus more akin to Serbian than to Czech, but still sharing certain terms with the West Slavic languages that the other South Slavic languages do not possess (such as škoda, the name of the famous Czech car brand, which means damage or harm in Czech and Slovene, but not in Serbocroatian or Bulgarian).

Also doesn't otrok mean slave in one jazyk and boy in another?

Unironically, me, six weeks and a pocket bursting with euros...how much cooz do I pull in the CZ?

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Escorts are legal there, but not as brothels. You'd have to pay someone online. Don't go approaching random people on the streets like in the pornos though.

Yes, otrok means child in Slovene and slave in Czech and Slovak, but the pronunciation is different cause Slovene has the tendency to stress the penultimate syllable of a polysyllabic word, unlike Serbocroatian or Czech but like Polish. Also, strup possibly means a meal in Czech whereas it means poison in Slovene. Slovene false friends with Serbocroatian are also numerous, such as pričati, their most common word for 'to talk' being 'to testify in court' in our language.

*though even in disyllabic words like otrok Slovene is inclined to move the accent to the second syllable

I eventually plan to study every slavic language. I am assuming knowledge of one will make the others easier, excluding confusion with false friends.

also, Slovene has a narrow O vowel sound as well as a wide one resulting from a millennium of German occupation that no other Slavic language shares. The E, too.

You're more likely to find a shiny unicorn in Belize that speaks fluent Arabic and smokes niggers in a pipe than to identify a single aspect in which Czechey is superior in the slightest to the United States of America

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