Double Date edition
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Surviving this season:
/stg/ Stranger Things General
Lucas Jenkins
Robert Green
Stevechads, Billychads, Eddiechads, Dustinbros, Demochads (especially Dart), Appreciators of QT Nancy/Robin/Max/Mrs. Wheeler, Ted Wheeler Kings, and so much more are welcome.
V*cna virgins GET THE FUCK OFF.
THIS IS A MIND FLAYER BOARD AND A GENERAL RAN BY MIND FLAYER MANIACS. CONVERT OR FUCK OFF FOREVER.
HAIL FLAYER THE SLAYER.
Jaxon Baker
>Chad Harrington vs Virgin Jonathan
Caleb Parker
>Interdimensional cosmic superfart that can't even possess one homosexual child
>arachnid fetishist who got btfo at his own game by a small child, motherfucker projects his inceldom by cockblocking Eddie moments away from him hitting that Chrissussy
Meanwhile, the demochad:
>Cooler design than Ridley Scott's original fucking Alien
>Jacked to the point of inhumanity
>displays high intelligence and sentience, reverts to behaving like a wild animal anyway because it fucking can
>can summon portals to the real world at will, actively seeks out his prey with no fucks given whatsoever (unlike the 001-cel who hides out in an attic like a pussy)
>pretty much invincible, obliterates dozens of armed federal agents and six hardened russian prisoners in seconds flat
>has an uncanny awareness of, and affinity for, cinematic timing and horror themes, uses this knowledge to commit gruesome murders in only the most kino of ways (None of that floating origami exorcist ripoff bullshit)
>they thought they killed him, instead he just took a comfy holiday to Russia where he gets fed and entertained weekly for free
>unlike the mind flayer, he isn't a little-boy molesting pedophile, just wants to eat everything and everyone
>works for the mind flayer but ultimately serves his own ends, it's all just a game to him
You know which path to choose anons.
REMAKE THE STRAWPOLL MOTHERFUCKERS AND SEE WHO WINS
Go fuck yourself, Mindflayer more like mindgayer bitch
Charles Walker
>YOU let us in, and now you are going to have to let us stay
Mason Diaz
>Mind Flayer Maniac gives Demochad a oliver branch
>it gets slapped aside
I would think VERY carefully about your position, if I were you.
Isaiah Thompson
>You let us in. And now you are going to have to let us stay. Don't you see? All this time. we've been building it. We've been building it... for you. All that work, all that pain, all of it for you. And now it's time. Time to end it. And we are going to end you. And when you are gone, we are going to end your friends. And then we are going to end... everyone
What the fuck did this mean anons? Headcanon time bros
Kevin Peterson
TO WAR DEMOCHADS
Michael Diaz
Jonathan getting utterly mogged as usual
Justin Wood
All this Vecna vs Mindflayer vs Demogorgon faggots are just posers attempting to be Chad. Meanwhile real Chads are the militaries of both the US and USSR
Landon Evans
Demochads don't need an olive branch, you building sized cloud of demonic asbestos
I look forwards to El deleting your entire dimension whilst the demochad pursues its' inscrutable goals elsewhere
Although we can both agree, Vecnacels get the rope, and I will gladly bond over this.
Nathaniel Cook
>oliver branch
Logan Bailey
>asserts telepathic control over demogorgon
>forces it to start hitting itself
>lovecraftian monster equivalen of 'STOP HITTING YOURSELF!'
nothing personal, child. well, perhaps a bit personal. know your fucking place in the food chain.
Charles Hernandez
>US military "chads"
the fedsmoker would like a word user
Easton Ward
>this nitpick
I expected such lowly tactics from a v*cnacel, but a Demo"chad"? Really?
Charles Turner
*leaves the upside down and goes to russia on holiday*
and what exactly will you fucking do about it?
Jaxson Ramirez
>Double Date
>implying King Steve would allow a stoner incel to even think about dating one of his royal wives
Eli Young
>leaves your dimension to go live in the good ol' US of A
Enjoy getting stuck in the gay vine dimension faggot
Bentley Cox
Demochads: Dubs
Mind gayers: Singles
I know which side I'm on frens
Logan Walker
Steve is way more likeable than he should be. Why is that?
Gabriel Murphy
Any porn actresses who look like Sadie?
Easton Parker
>all this hot air and chest beating to obfuscate that Flayer is the master and god-emperor of the UD an its inhabitants - all demogorgons included
Mind Flayer Maniacs are happy to cut Demochads a lot of slack, so long as they ultimately acknowledge WHO is master, because it's a fact.
Justin Rivera
>6 trained elite of the elite Russian spetznaz operator BVLLs can’t do what a single teenage pretty boy from Indiana can
Militarycels don’t have a leg to stand on
Jayden Carter
Kill yourself
Adam Harris
I appreciate that they tried, and the scene is decent, but those soldiers are literally running into those bullets.
Fedsmoker is still canonically based though either way.
Juan Ward
>season ends with Steve soloing Vecna, Vecna gets fucking bodied
>Steve exits the upside down and has sex with every female on the cast
What did the screewriters mean by this anons?
Lincoln Reed
Damn, that's a weird name
What age?
Noah Brown
What does he want to say? Hes a bit quiet.
Austin Robinson
What do you mean? He's absolutely as likeable as he should be. Which is a lot.
Are you asking for specifics so that you can be more like him?
Sebastian Sanchez
why didnt my wife let me impregnate her several times when she was young so that she could be a happy and cute mother right now instead of a jewish furmom?
Oliver Hernandez
this is a band dweeb in the 1980s
Hunter Morgan
>we never got the Glowiechad and Enzo teamup to end the cold war
Carter Gomez
>can summon portals to the real world at will
>they thought they killed him, instead he just took a comfy holiday to Russia where he gets fed and entertained weekly for free
at the risk of seeming like a speed watcher i have some questions for domochads
firstly, the demo 11 defeated in season 1 is supposed to be the demo in Russia in season 4? i assumed it was a different one, where are you getting its the same one?
secondly, what is the deal with the portals, season 1 it could open portals, im recalling the one in the woods and the one in wills house, but if a demo can open portals why is the Russian one staying put? surely it would just fuck off? if this one cant open portals how could the other one?
Jason Peterson
Mind Flayer wants to spread Upside Down to our world entirely. Shit we see in s2 was only meant to be the beginning of the infection. When he yaps on about building something, it's the proxy body he uses at the end of s3.
Aaron Parker
im not nitpicking i thought it was funny
which side am i on?
im on the side of the upside down, the realm itself
Sebastian Roberts
Stranger Things is Steve's world, the rest of them are just living in it
Cameron Lewis
>be will and Mike
>get attacked by, shot at and nearly killed by a squad of soldiers
>agent who saved your life dies in your arms whilst driving away
>end up burying his body in the desert like a fucking cartel member
>appear completely unfazed by these events and casually chat with each other as if this is all a minor inconvenience
this was a little jarring when I picked up on it admittedly
Juan Thompson
I love how these kids use DND terms to describe all the monsters in this show. I want Dustin to go face to face with Vecna and call him that, only for the monster to go "Wtf?"