How do I become a solid military grade guy like him?

How do I become a solid military grade guy like him?

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not my call

don't drink water

Not your call

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ITT: redditors throw around meme words for (You)s

Well you'll have to join the military, combat MOS, and get into some high speed/low drag shit first.

big dippuh

easy, first become a cop preferably a dirty cop or a detective, then become a marine, then become a private investigator. Solid all the way through.

You are DONE

my son wasn't CRINGE

not their call

Why would you want to?

And this is... acceptable to you?

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You are born solid or you are not. Are we done?

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let's be real, any 180 pound active dude could bend this old man over in an instant and I hate that we have to pretend otherwise

You hire a hack Hollywood writer to write all your conversations for you in advance. The most ridiculous and over the top 'badass' character I've ever had the misfortune of watching. An edgy teenager's idea of what a no-nonsense operative acts like. That scene where he's serving as a bodyguard for that dork in Better Call Saul and demands the Mexican pay up an additional $20 that he missed was so retarded I shit my pants and never watched another episode of that show again. Had to rewatch The Sopranos just to get the taste out of my mouth.

To answer your question OP, you serve in your country's military for as short a period as you can, transition to a PMC like Xe Services for a few tours and then progress from there. It's a rough life but the money can be worth it provided you have no family.

Yeah?
>*pulls back foreskin*
Why?

Tell us more

not my saul

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>mike in the prequel to better call saul

Marines then special forces then retired to be a cop, probably was actually doing undercover glownigger shit though

Cross dimensions into an imaginary fantasy world where you get to be the old-man wishfullfilment power fantasy for boomers.

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