>George is literally a murderer
Why does no one talk about this?
George is literally a murderer
because he is literally me
because its not literal murder he didnt actually kill her
Because it was a used up hole.
Nah it was those damn Chinese envelopes
poor lilly
He didn’t make the glue.
When did Seinfeld peak?
here
George kills multiple women over the course of the show. Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
He wanted to get the elmer's glue instead he isn't completely responsible
it wasn't his fault, dork
It's all pipes what's the difference?
how many invitations could george have wanted to send?
susan died because they were expecting 200 people, george would have had 20 people at the wedding
because this show is gaytarded
he wasn't
he actually could have received a very large settlement for this
> Buy a pair of scissors
> My gf trips and falls and impales her own throat and dies
> I am a murderer due to purchasing the scissors
what other women?
>20
I bet it would be under a dozen.
wouldn't be george's fault at all. he didn't know the envelopes were toxic. IRL the store they got them from/whoever the store got the envelopes from would be the ones in trouble
>implying his mom and dad wouldn’t talk him into inviting their entire side of the family plus friends and acquaintances and then send their RSVPs 1 day after they were due causing him to have no idea who most of the wedding guests were
Would have been a great episode desu
The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!
if biden gets his way yes you are
if anything its the stores fault for trying to rip him off.
yeah well i fucked your comatose wife
why didnt his millionaire fiance buy better envelopes?
No u
>all the characters behave super jewish
>they all go to jail in the end