60’s Prequel edition
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/stg/ Stranger Things General
Brandon Gutierrez
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Evan Gonzalez
Joyce is a cute 60s skank who gets porked by Lemmy?
Jonathan Brooks
>nigh unkillable inhuman eldritch shadow demon
>fucks shit up and refuses to elaborate
>700~ feet tall heightmogger who looms over entire buildings
>sleek, sexy, symmetrical
>hellish red lighting storms follow him wherever he goes (he's metal as fuck and /our guys/ Eddie and Billy would dig him were he not an existential threat to humanity)
>psychic, telepathic, biokinetic god-emperor of the Upside Down
>tiny fragment of himself wreaked so much havoc with huge death toll and collateral damage that the Feds had to work overtime to cover it up
>11 cried like a little bitch when he spoke to her before cucking her out of her powers
>his demodog minions overran and slaughtered an entire Federal facility filled with scientists and soldiers with ease. Glowies BTFO
>"He likes it cold" - is patrician winter appreciator, not summerfag normie
>won the StrawPoll by a landslide
>Mind Flayer Maniacs are based, redpilled cultural connoisseurs - frequently read Lovecraft and related fiction/non-fictions works to gain greater understanding of cosmic horror
>the King will reclaim his throne on 1st July
>mundane humanoid that teenagers are confident in killing
>spouts expository monologues to anyone who will listen
>6'0 (actually 5'11 barefoot) manlet
>assymetrical tumor-ridden skinlet uggo
>poor little wittle guy hurt by the red lighting that Flayer basks
>wannabe Freddy Krueger/edgy Professor X with hentai fetish
>teen girl wounded and got the better of him on his own turf
>tiny death/collateral damage stats
>bullied by Brenner/orderlies, needed 11 to remove chip (too much of a pussy to cut it out himself), then got BTFO by baby 11
>demobat minions couldn't even take out 4 teenagers armed with oars
>wants to suck Flayer off because he resembles a spider lol
>votes Green
>got BTFO in the StrawPoll
>v*cna virgins self insert because he's a incel in a dark room like them
>about to get further BTFO on 1st July when exposed as the hack fraud pretender to the throne that he is
Grayson Long
>post your Vecna songs
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Luis Foster
didn't read lol
Joseph Ross
V-vecnabros!?
James Murphy
Season 1
>Mike, Eleven
Season 2
>Mike, Steve
Season 3
>Steve, Hopper
Season 4
>Eddie
Owen Bailey
I can't be the only person who imagines this whenever you can see Vecna's legs.
Leo Bennett
So was Will singin "Should I stay or Should I go" going to be important in retrospect in part 2? I'd say yes. But its Will and they don't like giving him relevance at this point.
Adam Stewart
TALK YOU TALK SISTAH
Asher Barnes
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Nathaniel Green
I was listening to an interview last night with the Vecna actor. Guy seems a bit up his own ass, like saying how he would pace around angrily before filming saying dark/hateful shit to get into hatemode, etc. He's one of those actors. Stupid IGN asshole also didn't ask the question of how much the makeup was touched up with CGI in post.
Jackson Jones
Based homophobic Erica
Caleb Richardson
>name is Winona
>is from Winona
wtf is this lazy writing????
Kayden Nguyen
so what's the verdict on the new season?
Aiden Barnes
Jesus christ I can't even stand 5 seconds of this. How can one person behave so annoyingly
Jaxson Diaz
I Feel like the writers watched the diablo 4 cinematic a few too many times.
Joseph Lopez
Delete this now and the StrawPoll was rigged btw
Josiah Robinson
How old is Erica supposed to be?
Christian Ross
Avoided spoilers mostly for s4 and got the weird pudgy body monster front and center when I opened up Netflix. Thanks for ruining the surprise N.
Daniel Torres
The list of characters you want to fuck?
Cooper Anderson
>turned Will gay
Xavier Peterson
WHy do (((they))) always change their last name?
Carson Roberts
It's soooooooo obvious that the show is going to have the same ending the MOMENT Nancy and Robin met I just knew they'd become lovers. Nancy is the group slut, she's fucked both other boys, now it's time for the main girl. Screenshot this post you will see in one month.
Aaron Walker
The ABSOLUTE STATE of Vecnacels. Pour your salty tears into pic related, please.
Carson Hernandez
Just started 2 episode of s4, first one was kinda meh
Isaiah Butler
I thought it was his mom or older sister I forgot. She was like 10 last season. How many years had it been?
Camden Bailey
why are child actors always so annoying?
i suppose they have to be over confident to get anywhere
Adam Rivera
>11 cried like a little bitch when he spoke to her
When the hell did the smoke monster speak?
Thomas Murphy
There's no "group slut". My gf was the gf of an old friend of mine (he was kinda a bitch though and not really a friend).
Kevin Cruz
Cuck.
Connor Kelly
Why not just let these relationships happen. They'll all be happy, and Lucas can go play with whatever's under his bed?
Lincoln Myers
What exactly is wrong with the fat brown child? Is he supposed to be FAS/Downs Syndrome? Or did they just pick an ugly actor who can't talk?
Noah Russell
>001 is the father of all the children in the facility and knows this
>he kills them all
explain this strangetards.
Jonathan Nguyen
So young Joyce looked like young Winona, I guess we can infer she was a really popular babe back then. Bob Newby talking about how HE gets to date Joyce like it's some huge flex seems to go back to High School stuff. So her and Lonnie were some stacy-chad couple that fucked up their own lives by rushing too quickly into marriage/having a child?
Wyatt Ross
He isn't.
William Allen
fuck off virgin.
my gf also kinda looks like nancy so yeah Im winning
Easton Jones
Vecna is a dumb villain, Russia stuff inches the plot forward, and honestly, its hard to keep track of the lore when they're jumping between so many stories at once. I don't know how they'll eventually get everyone together at the end unless it bleeds over into the next season somehow.
That being said, Episode 4 and 7 are particular standouts. Steve is gigachad mode and we have that nice coomerworthy girl.
Personally i like dumb gay autist Robin quite a bit
Joseph Johnson
she picked it when she was 15 on the spot when the producers of her first movie asked her what she wanted to be credited as and she just chose the surname of some artist she was a fan of
it turned out pretty well. imagine you were stuck with the name of some music artist you listened to when you were 15 for the rest of your life
Henry Perry
>OI GUVNA THEM WINGS IS WELL SPOICY M8
Jonathan Sanders
Dustin?
Dylan Wilson
Because the Mileven shippers make up of like 90% of the fanbase
Brody Fisher
I burst out laughing when the Chrissy scene switched to webm related. Anybody else? I love eddie but this facial expression was fucking hilarious
Logan Garcia
>Vecna is a dumb villain
He's an adequate seat warmer for King Flayer the Slayer.
Tyler Watson
What is wrong with using your real name? It's not like she was starring in a porn movie.
Robert Young
How do you think they made all the other kids? They took his sperm tardo.
Dylan Flores
Man Ryder was kinda homely
Blake Morris
Healthy young boy goes to the Upside Down, gets penetrated by the Mind Flayer, doesn't feel good and changes - HOMOSEXUALITY.
Many such cases!
Wyatt Kelly
Names like fucking Horotwitz that are lame compared to terse Anglo-Saxon ones like Ryder and so less marketable.
Jaxson Hernandez
Some sci fi genetic mumbo jumbo.
Henry Davis
It showed genuine fear
Leo Turner
nope why do we never see the father just use your brain once amerifat.
Jeremiah Flores
Friends can’t have same sex friends anymore. Everyone is gay.
Asher Harris
Only online. I doubt 90% of the watchers even know what that means
Connor Ross
I know, and I'm not trying to be edgy here, the scene was actually horrifying and I actually really liked Chrissy; something about his expression here is just so over the top, like a fucking cartoon