Imagine the shitstorm from Tolkien fans when it turns out there’s LGBT characters in here

Imagine the shitstorm from Tolkien fans when it turns out there’s LGBT characters in here

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Please don't tell me that's a real poster

There won't be any i think

>Imagine the shitstorm from Tolkien fans
Is that the primary marketing technique of shit like this 'look how badly we harassed the fanbase?"

This looks so cheap. Is that a subconscious thing, making diversity look tacky and gross?

>tolkien fans
I think the hard core of people who appreciate Tolkien's work don't give a single shit about this knowing very well what these homosexual corporations are up to.

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I'd take 2 Elves fucking eachother in the ass over having any black characters.

Am I alone in that thought? This show is already ruined. They wanna throw fags in there go ahead. A dwarf tranny? Knock yourself out. Hilary Clinton reference in LOTR? Kino.

Whats even the point of dropping 1 billion into rhis if its free, not like they get ticket sales or people buy prime for MOVIES lol

lotr is dead

>the elves are multirracial
no they aren´t? they are 3 ethnostates which act as a unified group with almost identical characteristics. This is all described in Tolkien work
You can keep coping though, screenshoting this answer for future mockery of yourself.

If they wanted to throw in token minorities, why not write their own original stories set in unexplored parts of Middle-earth where niggers and the like live? You keep the brand name for publicity and do not shit all over Tolkien's work. These Amazon cunts do realise that there is more land beyond Mordor, right?

the genius thing is that it's a prequel. no matter what minority they shoehorn in there, the implication will always be that said minority got 100% eradicated since they are not present in the original LotR trilogy.

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They will decanonize the original trilogy

the movies and the upcoming shitshow are already their own thing, only the books matter in that regard

good luck trying to get people to accept that elf princess shanequa and leather-wearing bottom-gay rohan commander cumguzzle Sanchez are canon, but aragon is not.

>not like they get ticket sales or people buy prime for MOVIES lol

Prime usually has a decent selection of movies and TV shows. This looks like shit, though.

I'm glad there was a day of the rope in Middle Earth. It will be a good saga for our Volk to watch. Perhaps Suaron's influence was expressing itself in the sin blackness of their skin as well? Religious people on Earth say certain holy books call darkies the beasts of the field.

Makes sense....

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>NOOOOOO NOT BLACKARINOS IN MY CAPESHITARINOS THIS IS LITERAL WHITE GENOCIDE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>black elf
>white elf
>not multiracial

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>exact same style of poster
>one works where other doesn't
Why?

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It's not, only the hands posters are official

Lord of the Gays

>the implication will always be that said minority got 100% eradicated
I mean Eru will sink an entire race of men by the end of the show...

Nooo a black female in muh show I am going INSAAAANE

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its probably the hideous sheboon in the centre of the image

idk, maybe the torch and sparks

This really becomes a lame bait with no effort now at this point.

I just don't understand. Why didn't they just made up something entirely new and do whatever fuck they want with it?

George R. R. Martin would more than happy to help them out.

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JEJ

>I just don't understand. Why didn't they just made up something entirely new and do whatever fuck they want with it?
Same answer as always - they realize no one would care about their OC shit. It's much easier to ride the coattails of something else and ruin it in the process. That's the sort of "creative people" this industry has now.

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that's not in the lore you disingenious chicken

The inclusion of colored people completely ruins all immersion.

it's all so tiresome.
Tolkien must be rolling in his grave. I hate jews so much it's unreal.