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i bet in the future, robot parts will all be proprietary shite and you won't be able to customise them and will have to buy a whole new robot every time they break

Used to get loads of dates, at least one a week all year. Now it's suddenly been 4 months without a date.

Yeah he just pulled out of my arse and finished in my mouth

yeah ive got him. why?

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doing a forgery and making imitation clippings without coins or ringpulls
throwing them away and not adding them to the metal pile so that they(re) R&D and worth 2.5x more, but to find more efficient ways of storing the metals!

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robots will be people, not property

youtube.com/watch?v=E42oHs-xObk

I know, I was just being silly. Hope you’re well.

Broker gave me the stock price, so I asked him the custom price and he gave me an odd look

How do dogs keep their arses so clean? My arse is always well pooey after a poo

Hope you're all having a badd ass weekend

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190 please fuck off you utter creep

heard south wales was a nasty place for an english man to grab a pint on his own

>already advocating for a minority group that doesn't even exist yet
king of woke

>opposes vaxx and masks
>greatest british guitarist of all time
>undoubtedly the greatest riff of all time
>"keep england white"
>banging sheryl crow whos like 20 years younger than him
>great taste in cars
what an absolute lad

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No idea how to tell if a woman likes you.

thanks take

Hello schizo, have you applied the iron-nickel cans to the bronze pots yet? For circumnavigating reasons of course

No, the majority of South Wales is English and has been English for 900 years.

i just care about sentient robot rights

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It’s pretty obvious, can only conclude no woman has ever liked you.

You straight up ask, e.g:
>"Honey, no cap, do you like me? Or are you just thirst trappin'? Fr, babe, I'm all yours, I'll be the light of your life if you let me. Straight bussin'"

someone has told me that its not worth working with that pot
ill probably do something with tin first (it was tin i was probably talking about before this) because it has the lowest melting point and i can probably get there

oh. i should smash whoever told me that in the face

Mad people named Publics after Black men having sex with their wife

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and then suck their willy

society owes me a girlfriend

True yes the aluminium makes better cost-effective gas for the storage leading to actuation

I have Covid and I have to stay inside my house for five days, so I’m binge watching Line of Duty on Netflix. Is this what British police are really like? Also the depiction of idle youth in the first season was bleak. Should I warm up a curry or order dominos tonight?

asf you are demented man

saturday night YEAH THE BOYS

australia...

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this post confirms to me you are in fact an english man and thus know nothing of wales, consider the past comment retracted. the investigation into south wales will carry on

You owe it to society to shut up

have not posted about UFOs in a while, that changes now

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do you mind if she isn't human?

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Having children with Asian women

Didn't you know that the stainless steel hairbrush wrings the best wire per penny?

poo wanking

poo willy

glad to see she's taking care of her health with that mask

mate, shut up

Virgins won't see the irony in making fun of this woman

> (You) #
>asf you are demented man

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Love the thrill of solving a crossword clue
Arguably better than sex with women

huh... makes one do a think

If she is playing with her hair

ive drank 1+ monster energy drink a day (average) for 10-14 years and ripped open so many cans its unreal, and holy fuck red bull is really bad
not buying any more after i get these last 2 multipacks. would stick to my 2l of energy drink a day
really hope you take my advice and never ever drink red bull!

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...of which that instrument provides for and secures for the united states!

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ktim: the post

went into shock today and had to sit down for the first time in forever. had i think 3 red bulls, went out, had to sit down, came home, had 5 more

somebody keepin track of my heads batted in

>banging sheryl crow
what?
when did that happen?

thanks for the advice lad

anyhow, off to buy a redbull

Women have probably liked me this entire time and im just too lazy/obtuse and looking for an easy way out to engage with them

that being said, they have not been forthcoming on dating apps so maybe I really am lacking a clue

your kidneys are finished mate do you not know how bad that stuff is for you

you know you would love a robot girlfriend!

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alri'
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdZ5pX68IK0Qa4paTb2ASbG5NOSURsqGV

wahey look at him go

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Don't think I've ever had a monster energy drink

we can avoid the matrix from happening if we just treat them right

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remember when /brit/ was normie central

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

that dog is just trying to please it's owner but i bet that nigger kills or abuses it out of malice. I hate niggers

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do you like the song "yours truly, 2095" by electric light orchestra?

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toilberg asks us to come into the office one day a week and realised that's pretty much the only day i shower

haven't had one since monday

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indeed
B1 66 ER simply testified that he did not want to die
rational voices dissented
who was to say the machine endowed with the very spirit of man, did not deserve a fair hearing

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>it will never be november 2011 again
>the coalition government is in its first couple years of power
>britain is about to host the olympics
>skyrim coming out on the 11th
>hanging out in comet and PC World after school to play on the xbox kinect
>tiny tempa on the radio

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based, enjoy your good skin/hair and improved immune system

mad how the moon is like a battery for the ocean tides

I love fucking your mom

How is it obvious?

told mum that my friend died so she'd feel sorry for me and buy me skyrim, it worked

bet she absolutely fucking hums, people that size always do. imagine having to sit next to that on a 9 hour flight.

And now your mum sleeps with Ngubu

NOOT NOOT

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poo bum arse

excellent post

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>radio
2011 not 1911 mate

never heard it
plus robot girls are so cute! how could anyone not care about their rights?

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are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

youtube.com/watch?v=APWhx97QvxE

surface to ground missile on its way to obliterate my testicles

Hologram.