I got food poisoned and shat myself in public
This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me
I got food poisoned and shat myself in public
Thomas Jackson
Isaac Wright
stick it to the man
Cameron Evans
My brother..., america welcomes you
Jason Ward
APOLOGIZE
Isaac Gutierrez
when do you move?
Anthony Jones
i'm sorry that happened, but look up runners, very famous successful ones, who shit as they marathon. it happens. you're good, and even if this really is the most embarrassing thing you go through, then it's all upward from here. keep on nigga.
Luke Ortiz
>sharten in marten
Elijah Taylor
Honourary yank
Isaiah Lopez
And I'm proud to be an American!
Jayden Evans
Poop in Coop
Robert Hall
when i was a little loli i was very sheltered and i tried playing football and i tried grabbing the ball with my hands and everyone laughed and whistled at me it was very embarrassing i was like 8 years old and it is still a very vivid memory and i can remember my fathers face to this day
Evan Cook
I feel horrible for your sister
Nathan Gutierrez
I had to literally walk around in public with visible shit running down my pants
This is a small country, people took pictures
God help me...
Liam Nelson
Fucking kek
Angel Torres
let met sip your pussi
Jaxson Rivera
go to your nearest American embassy and apply for citizenship
Adrian Taylor
How will they ever recover?
Mason Wood
i can lift almost 190 kg and you wish to challenge me
Blake Gutierrez
>when i was a little loli
you know the rules...
Robert Adams
please lift me
Ian Hughes
Oh man, I've shat myself before, but managed to keep it secret. My own little secret poo.
Be strong bro. People will forget in 24 hours, maximum 48. People have lives, and they move on and won't remember.
Benjamin Anderson
>Got food poisoning
You should have shat on the kitchen or right outside their door for poisoning you out of spite. Should have made sure the chefs/cooks slipped on it. The janitor will unfortunately clean it up but you might as well get the bastards that did this to you.
Thomas Davis
Samuel Perez
One time,
I had a stomach bug,
I had to throw up in the middle of the night, I ran to the bathroom,
I also had to take a massive shit, I had to choose one or the other for the toilet. Either vomit leaned over the bowl and shit my pants or shit on the toilet and vomit on the floor.
I choose the vomit in the toilet. My sphincter betrayed me during the contractions.
I never tried to recover that poor lost of yellow striped now full of shit underwear.
A noble sacrifice.
Owen Davis
>thread about shart in mart
>the american flags all show up to commiserate
Benjamin Stewart
When I was 12 I shat myself after sitting on a plane for 8 hours. I spilled my contents as soon as I got on the bus leaving the airport. I think I managed to hide the evidence but I'm not 100% sure.
Nicholas Russell
Amerishart no longer a strictly American problem.
Justin Campbell
Honorary*
get it right pierre