Muscular gf edition
/brit/
God yes.
bump
I honestly really enjoy my job lads
I don’t know how this happened
But I honestly really enjoy my job
I find this weird satisfaction out of it that I will never dare disclose
I guess I was always gifted in school and this shit found me in some ways
>common sense init
>i reckon
>gone mad
>what is going on
>cunt
>poo
>arse
>grim
>the chon
>bossman
>kebab
>cunt
>owt
>sesh
>troon
>trannard
>bird
>spaff
>corr
mmm yes this looks natty
ktim
but i enjoy it because I do nothing and my boss doesn't seem to mind
too new
*snaps fingers to attract the attention of the janny*
I like le black coffee (super super strong)
I also have a beard which I'm very proud of.
need an irish girl to drop kick my bollocks landing her heel right on top of my testicles and making them explode
Arsenal bros... This is NOT a good look.
i wouldnt call wanking off pensioners a job but good for you i guess
rent boy summer
absurdly blue sky here
no one says this
did partey play?
based image
Very unusual for Croydon
yeah
no longer capable of thinking straight if I'm completely sober
need to be at least slightly tipsy to do any brain work at all
NOT a good sign I reckon
yassss we drew with new zealand so that means we win!
Yes
*to the tune of re-rewind*
VAN-PER-SIE
WHEN THE GIRL SAYS NO
MOLEST HER
can't stop doing nothing with my life and i wont stop until its too late
>wearing whites
>odi wc
you're in desperate need of a clue
Comfy friday night
drinking some cans
plaiying some vidya
red bull is more addictive than hard drugs
and it feels better too. almost gold brown
need a woman to take a ballpeen hammer to my bollocks
Alri, Weird Al?
That was from the 1 wicket victory against Australia in 2019.
I’m very good at like absorbing information
Obscenely quick learner
And keeping track of multiple things
I’m also a very logical thinker and I don’t cower at a thought tussle
There are certain things that I’m very effective at and there is definitely pretty high paid job in the world for me
irrelevant
they were thinking that
issat matt lucas
ran the numbers earlier today.
my dad's pension is £52k
the UK mean salary is £31,447
average income tax is thus £3775
meaning that to pay my dads pension you need the income tax of 14 people
he retired at 55 too and his dad lived to be 97
in fact because of the triple lock pension he's actually going to be paid £6k more this year to meet inflation
it's enough to make one weep
would be furious if I wasn't going to inherit it all LOL