Oh hey user you finally showed up!

>oh hey user you finally showed up!
>so, what movie are we watching?

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What's this fetish called?

Low self esteem

the american dream

>brosnan.jpg

Return of the Living Dead.

i hope the fourth guy isn't drowning underneath one of those land whales

Free Willy

that hot tub is probably only half full with no one in it

If this was for one night with your bros, why the hell not? Just give me some alcohol and I'll be elbow deep in those folds

Whale sandwich

Yeah same ngl

The Pareto Principle

Super Size Me

we'll be watching Dr Zhivago, A Brief Encounter, and The Bridge Over the River Kwai

a lean night

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fourth guy's taking the picture duh

the girls will be watching Shallow Hal while me and gentlemen will discuss how much we love fat bitches

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>taking the picture
you can use a tripod and a time delay, dummy

I met a woman like that once on okcupid. I fucked her face. Literally just pounded her mouth. She looked like jabba the hutt in a wig. The memory still haunts me.

In english doc

Shit taste.

the fourth guy is (you)
now hop in bro

>I fucked her face.
Why

underrated

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Did anyone tell these fat cunts they're supposed to shower before getting into a hot tub?

not him, but binge eating (and booze) make fat girls optimal for getting facefucked. it's novel, it makes them feel useful, and it feels terrific

Her pussy was pretty much inaccessible with all the fat. Imagine pushing aside two bean bags to fuck a deeply recessed crevice.

>finally got a fat gf
>she's terrified of pregnancy and is now going to the doctor to consider the birth control injection

monkey's paw shit, man. at least i can jiggle her around and suck tits

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