Have you ever broken a bone Any Forums? what happened?

Have you ever broken a bone Any Forums? what happened?

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broke my nose (bike accident)
broke my collarbone (bike accident)

Is he okay?

broke my baguette (lunch accident)

broke my elbow in fight. It was the most painful feeling of my life.

I broke my leg in 2 places from falling over when doing a handstand (on completely flat ground)...

muay thai? can you tell some MT fighting stories?

broke my big toe kicking my brother

I’ve broken my elbow, ankle, collarbone and have compression fractures in just about ever vertebrae in my mid to upper back.

Broke hand (was 4 or 5 yo climbed on windowsill and fell off)
Broke wrist (was 12 yo at self-defense lesson, fell backwards, managed to land on my hand)

instant karma

>had my nose broken and two teeth damaged
lost a street fight

>blowout fracture (orbita) in the left eye
sports accident

>sternum broken and two ribs broken
sports accident

>broke my right elbow
drunk accident

>broke my right shoulder and left elbow
bicycle accident

>broke my thumb
won a street fight

>broke my other thumb and my small toes
various household accidents.

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I broke my nose in high school in the most embarassing way possible and I live in horror of the memory every day

And ever since that day they call him kamikaze muffdiver.

Volltrottel

not muay thai fight. it was street fight (but I used to practice Muay Thai when I was a boy for a bit. )
I was very drunk and had an affair in a nightclub then her bf or something arguing with me. My opponents are bums. I use only kick because I don't want to use my hands to punch. (don't want to contact his blood)
After I kicked for a while as I threw my legs high, I lost my balance and fell, crushing my elbow. then broke a little. fucking hurt

Muschi

Borrowed a friend's motorbike. Drove around the block. Got side-swiped by another motorcycle being ridden by 3 drunk guys.

you're not far off

>be me, actual autist
>in gym class
>everyone sits on the bleachers in the gym for 10-15 minutes until we start doing something
>walking on the bleachers, see some popular girls up ahead
>hormones raging
>the idea comes to my mind literally in an instant
>I'm going to walk past her, pretend to trip and reach out and grab her boob as I catch myself
>great plan
>walk close to her
>pretend to trip
>instead of touching her boob I actually rip her shirt down, one boob flies out
>i forgot the “pretending to trip” part
>actually face plant and smash my face on the bleacher
>the weight of my fat body comes down with such a force
>everyone in the room looks at us
>my nose is spewing blood like a fountain
>everyone staring and laughing
>i immediately start crying
>run to the bathroom and hide
>nose is actually broken, have to go to hospital
>i hear later that her boob came out, literally didn’t even see it
>I spend the rest of the week at home because I heard her bf was going to beat me up
>nothing happens (probably decided my embarrassment was enough)
>everyone calls me “bleachers” for the rest of high school

>mfw
>didn’t even really feel the boob
>her tit was out and i didn’t even see it
>embarrassed myself for the rest of my school years
>lifetime of breathing and congestion problems
>still never actually felt a boob, KHV at 34

ive had a lifetime to reflect on this and i still can’t believe i did this
i literally teared up a little bit remembering this

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>still never actually felt a boob, KHV at 34
It was all good fun till here. Either start over or get into table top role playing games, your only options afaict.

that's me

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>check em

Cool story, bleachers

broke a bone in my hand walking down a staircase on all fours

No, never.

lol your finger is lagging