Yes, I am Brazilian

Yes, I am Brazilian
Yes, I will switch between claiming to be white to claiming to be brown when its convenient
Yes, I will be racist against blacks and claim to not have one drop of african blood despite my aunt being black
Yes, I will claim to be Italian descendent even though i have no italian ancestry at all and all my european genes come from Portugal
No, I will not stop.

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>Yes, I will claim to be Italian descendent even though i have no italian ancestry at all and all my european genes come from Portugal
Based, I do that too, when Im touristing i always claim to be Italian-brazilian but im not even 1% italian lol

OUVIRAM DO IPIRANGA ÀS MARGENS PLÁCIDAS

why.
what's the fuckkng purpose.

In the EU there's a law where tourists get 5% sale in restaurants if you have Italian blood

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why not?

Will you claim to be a woman despite having a 9 inch penis?

>and all my european genes come from Portugal
So you're embarrassed of having Portuguese ancestry?

KEK.

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As Samora Machel (liberator of Mocambique) said (paraphrasing):
>Africans who were colonised by France, can at least say they were shown Sophistication from the French
>Africans who were colonised by England can at least say they were shown Class and Order by the English
>but we have nothing to be grateful for, we were colonised by the most backwards country in Europe

good thread

Nothing wrong with larping on the internet.

I dont hate Portugal but Italy is funnier

Its based

Bump

>brazilian are either proud or larp as italian
>argentinos are self hating

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Belo e moral.

>Sophistication from the French
>Class and Order by the English
Lol not even close.

Devolve a bunda

based brasilbro desu, wanna beat the crap out of shitalians?

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He was just a resented communist who destroyed Moçambique for at least the next two centuries

cope, a bunda veio das africanas, devolve o nosso ouro.

He was right though but the cia won

>First colonial empire in history
>Longest-lived colonial empire in history
>Created the most beautiful language that ever existed
>Fought most of its battles outnumbered, and most of them were won
>Refused to be assimilated/annexed by most powerful enemies
>Created the greatest nation in the world

This nigga just couldn't cope