Why does German sound so cool?

Random German words

>Wissenschaft
>Bootsmann
>Hauptmann
>Sturmbannführer
>Panzer
>Kriegsmarine
>Reichstag
>Leibstandarte
>Schutzstaffel
>Luftwaffe
>Höchsten
>Kaiser
>Selbstmord
>Forschung
>Übermensch

I unironically soyjak IRL while saying these words

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Majority of these are military terms

Straßenscheißer
How about that one?

>Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft

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just awful

Move to Germany.

It only sounds good when bavarians and austrians speak it, Hochdeutsch is super gay.

never understood le ugly german meme really
always thought it sounded elegant

English "Captain" sounds like a faggot ass name compared to "Hauptmann"

"Navy" sounds so fucking pussy compared to "Kriegsmarine".

t. krystzyzyan bygdoszszszszszszlyzszsz

>tf
>tp

>Strassenscheisser
Even street shitter sounds like a military rank in German.

kill yourself sniveling worthless trash

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Yes.

It's spelled "Kyrgyzstan" scheisse

That's not cool, not to mongolia

Klep dicht mongool.

>bygdoszszszszszszlyzszsz
it's Bromberg for you

See you say it in English because in Hochdeutsch it'd sound terrible. Even nederlandse isn't ashamed enough to do that.

Rindfleischetikettierungsregulierungsgesetz.

>Frederick the Great wrote almost exclusively in French--he considered the German language, cultural products, and general mentality Neanderthal-tier (he would only allow that he liked the architecture).[4]

bring dich um, wehleidiger wertloser Müll

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>f
>p

Aifoch widerli heast, hamma ka Ohren da oben im Hamburg?