/brit/

I'm being stalked by large numbers of people

SCORNFUL GODS HAGGLE FOR MY SOULLLL

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rent and bills eat roughly 2k
then random shite
this month I've put away 1.2k and I won't touch it, that's a simple FACT

alri de lads

rorke's anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=FJb_T6KnAAA

love F1 just want the summer break to be over x

Enjoy his little show

>then random shite
like what?

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big fan of the "alri" gimmick

football is back so f1 can fuck off now

How do we save the Jewish master-race from the Goyim assault?

this guy genuinely has a better life than me
getting mogged by SSM ffs

lets heat up this thread, football is on, it's friday and the drinks are on the house

how many placentas do you think get tossed out everyday?
you think if I went to the maternity ward with a freezer bag and some ice blocks they'd let me take my fill?

coomer world we live in

drinks, takeaways, clothes, buy a lot of random shite like a new desk, graphics card, etc
always something I can find to make my life better

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*buys a new desk every month*

are you the same autist who was babbling on about notes and change the other week

don't enjoy povertyball, for some reason only tarq sports like yacht racing or motor racing appeal to me. if it doesn't involve interesting machinery i don't care for it, do enjoy american football tho

>football is back
>its 2 dogshit teams playing

yawn wake me up tomorrow

might go out for an evening ramble

Blitzkrieg more like /brit/krieg :DDDD

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wake me up
before inside

might get a mcdonalds breakfast tomorrow but never had one before

eyeing a sausage&egg mcmuffin and a coffee. Is that enough or do I need a hash brown as well?

Hate this dull, monotone effeminate cunt like you wouldn't believe.

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I would believe it because so do I

usually takes 2 mcmuffins to fill me up, they're quite small

don't bother, they're shite. go to a local greasy spoon if you can't be arsed cooking something up yourself

>football is back
>still shit
come home

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mad how moni looks like this now

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no one knows or cares who that is

i'm sure you'll spend the next six months posting this eceleb you supposedly hate however

indifferent really
dont watch his videos
dont really care

for me it's turning off MOTD as soon as they're finished showing the big teams

not staying up to watch Diddyfield United vs Spunkton-upon-Humber

so it turns out tarqs just blow all their pay on pointless trinkets and tat in a never-ending quest to make them happy? interesting

sexxington

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Any bulimia man in?

quite like him but his schtick gets real old real quick

t. based European Super League Enjoyer

rorke watching the hundred
leftypol watching the 100

they do a double sausage version, perhaps I will get that one instead

it's not so much that as it is that I've never been before in my 28 years of life due to circumstance but tomorrow I will actually be in town early enough to get a McDs breakfast so it may be my only chance

nah

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do enjoy the double sosij one

Well, rorke?

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vegan meat cravings...

big fan of smoked salmon. can eat a whole packet in one sitting

not a tarq and it's not really pointless if it makes my life better is it? mong

cannot imagine enjoying club divegrass past the age of 10

> fat frog

giwtwm

nah, haven't a clue what you're on about
eating the placenta is something most mammals perform and it's literally a biological funnel that supplies the baby with nutrients for growth insanity to throw them in a bin

the hash browns aren't that nice but may as well get one
a lot of people add it to the muffin
but not me

Paul McCartney scouse twat playing a left handed fiddle like a bass guitar.

how do i get a saudi girlfriend?

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the trick is to get in quick before their family murder them desu

the usual order
1 double sausage mcmuffer
2 hash brows
1 large black covfefe
if I'm particularly hungry I'll also get 1 cheesy bacon flatbread (pic related)

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Why does /brit/ have so many antifoots in it?

any americanised runt got a chase bank account?

just found out a lad I knew from school is a tranny now
kind of not surprised given he was a little autistic

yeah

for a racist chud website 4channel sure puts out a lot of disgusting shit

would literally have no idea what blacked was if it weren't for this place

thank god I stopped eating breakfast a long time ago
this is enough to put anyone off

if you earn enough to view spunking 2.5k a month on tat to be a trivial expense you're a tarq, simple as mate

>poor growing up
>parents dont even give me pocket money
>never learned how to manage money
>graduate uni with a degree in autism (comp sci)
>start earning tons of money
>completely unable to save or manage my money

think im actually retarded

Liz Truss feet

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who needs parents when you have the internet lad?

those flatbread things are the most digusting pathetic food ive ever witnessed, do quite enjoy it sad to say

it's okay no one taught me any of this shit as well
lots of resources online to help you

are rishi doing one of those audience talks now. just expressed outrage that people these days are trying to "erase british history"

Unfortunately I have a jaw and chin like this fella.

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need an awkwafina gf

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Give it to me. I'll be your bank

ktim

dumkn piggy, just because I'm minted now doesn't mean I always was. grew up poor as fuck you little weasel.

>NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center ·
>Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the US, is at the lowest it’s been since April 1937 and is only filled to 27% of its capacity! With about 90% of its water coming from snowmelt, Lake Mead is heavily feeling the effects of climate change and drought.

top comment is

>Dennis Cambly
>Yet you keep building cities in the desert that require more water than nature can provide.

Is NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center really building that many cities in the desert? who is he talking to?

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>OMG I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANAGE MONEY AHHH IM GOING INSANE I JUST BOUGHT A £300 PAIR OF TRAINERS AHHHHHHHHHHH

Reminds me of Riley Reid.

yeah quite fancy her tbqh

google it you stupid bastard

oh yeah don't get me wrong I'm well aware it's tasteless plastic shite but it hits the spot so whatever