This shit literally looks like a fan film.
This shit literally looks like a fan film
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Why the fuck does he sit on a throne in the middle of nowhere? He should've checked in from some Star Destroyer while he's on the job.
aint watching this shit, but I'm curious
Does she call him Master or Massa
It's the same thing that's happening to Star Trek. Schlocky network TV writers shitting out CW tier scripts that are produced in a factory environment with pathetic production values that makes everything looks bland and terrible.
Woman director who have no business directing something she has no acknowledge of
And you can tell
what MS-DOS game is this
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Stupid spell check
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What's even the point of bringing Hayden back? Is he wearing the suit or are there some scenes where you can see his crispy flesh?
looks like vader has escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
I just think Star Wars was never meant to be a franchise. It had a clear passion with Lucas who he and the crew put everything they had with their souls into the 1977 Star Wars. Then it just completely lost its way by the time The Empire Strikes Back came out and nothing has ever been the same. Lucas attempted to recapture the spirit with The Phantom Menace and although he somewhat succeeded in capturing it, the storytelling was utterly abysmal.
This franchise is fucking utter junk shit and I have no idea why people still hamper on hoping to recapture the lightning in a bottle that only happened ONCE.
It’s the studio more than anything. They just hire people that they know they can get them to do what they want. Filmmaker driven material doesn’t exist in modern Disney.
TOP GUN shits on SWINO
Never seen Vader sit anywhere that wasn't his pod and that's for a long-known reason: he's uncomfortable as runny rash-causing shit inside that suit. He wouldn't be helped by sitting down and he doesn't even get any rest from it; it's not like his feet will stop hurting because he hasn't got any.
As good of a movie as it is, Empire did ruin Star Wars. Because of that movie, everyone wants to take the world of SW so damn seriously and look for something “deep” within it.
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youre god damned right
What the fuck are you talking about? Star Wars has always just been a fun franchise. It's not supposed to be a "deep" one. That's why TLJ failed.
Man that episode was pretty bad. They blew their load way to early have a showdown with Vader and obiwan already, and in such a disappointing way. The teleporting Vader and him standing there like a retard as he escaped was pretty much the ending it deserved
I don't know why anyone expected the work of a notorious auteur to maintain quality after he no longer had any involvement. No one is in charge of the ship, there are violent swings in quality between projects due to differing budgets and creative teams, but none of them have the magic touch that Lucas had on his films. You may consider the prequels + ROTJ flawed, but they at least came from a creative spark. The stuff coming out now feels like fan fiction because it is literally fan fiction. At least we can be happy with the fact that Lucas's vision was fully realized and his 6 episodes form a comprehensive and satisfying story. Everything else is superfluous.
Yeah cause nothing bad happens in ANH? Forget mass genocide of entire planet. Limbs being cut off, murder, etc
I know it’s not deep. But there are still neckbeards who will swear that it is. Empire solidified that there would always be people out there who view Star Wars in a light that they shouldn’t; trying to find a meaning that isn’t there.
yes fellow human i too appreciate the new star wars series on disney plus, lets make sure the entire front page is full of this
>using semi-colon unironically
Empire just made the framework of the conflict more interesting, it was the natural next step for a sequel.
So did Stranger Things. So did Bob’s Burgers. Star Wars is dead
Feel free to not post in threads you don't want to participate in you absolute fucking faggot.
>have Obi Wan tell a surviving Jedi to get fucked
>he later dies
>in this episode we see than another, random Jedi that Obi Wan knows has established a Jedi underground railroad
>the plot could have easily been about Obi Wan himself doing that
>instead we get rescueing Toddler Leia TWICE, nigger-sue inquisitor who gets away with subordination under VADER, and slapping together Darth Vader and Obi Wan action figures in a gravel quarry in the California desert