This is the place you will die

hurry up. this city is waiting for you.

soon it will be packed but yet not many coming over yet

Kyoto is your life long fuck buddy

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関西弁喋れへんねん

Last time I was there, it was so overcrowded with chinese "people" and groups of school kids that it was unenjoyable.

The only way I could visit right now, outside of NK-style tours, would be through a business visa.
I could afford it, but it seems quite wasteful.

>Kyoto is your life long fuck buddy
moving there in a month

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めっちゃ喋れるやん

ほな待ってるで

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right. now it's very troublesome to come here by traveling as a tour package. that must be so boring.
wait a bit more. Kyoto is opening their legs for you now

You lucky boy. just enjoy fucking kyoto and kyoto girls as much as possble
the world is for you

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Why are you so excited about inviting people to fuck your cities and women?

I love Japan

ironic shitposting

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i am not vaxxed enough

It's impossible to be certain how ironic Jap men are about being cvcks tbqh

i saw a thread where some nips were talking about hostile kyoto is for gaijin tourists and how locals hate them. i assume this is related to that.

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Possibly, I did notice a subtle less positive vibe there and in Osaka which made it hard to enjoy in combination with the crowds.

>cvcks tbqh
you guys think too much padre
don't worry come here come here
we are waiting for you padre. with jesus
plz padre. help us. here my confession.

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>just enjoy kyoto
歴史が気になって都市のすべてを経験したい
ちょっと相談に乗ってくれないか
日本に行ったことがない

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まじか
いいところだぞ。おんせんがきもちいい
あと奈良はいけよ 鹿がかわいいぞ

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>Jap*ids are having fantasies about killing white men again
Lmao
Literally just one of our chads and a few boats was enough to change your entire country's political system and subsequent development, chaining you to your new master, the US.

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夏の京都は糞暑くて死ねる

Link to what you mean? I thought it was usa that pulled japan out of isolation

It was, I was talking about white men, not German men specifically