Be Russia

He's mogging the Pussyans to oblivion tho

la creatura...

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worse is taking weed, much easier to do it with lsd

That's a she? Are you shitting me?

>she
>he
I honestly can't tell either. Tattooed up, stoner, strange brown mutt mix. God i HATE americans so fucking much.

Ms. Griner, I’m OMOH

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xhe doesn't look very minor

the female officer is cute
when russia's economy collapses I will invite her over

And he probably would mog you too you snowjogger

how tall is that mystery meat

weed and mushrooms are legal in my city

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Yeah, shes a 2 meter tall lesbian.

anytime soon boi just trust the plan

Xir has disgusting dreadlocks too lol

>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN DRUGGERINO NIGGERINO

I hope they played X Gon' Give It To Ya during the verdict reading, you know, for the sake of better intercultural exchange

I think the dumber part is she didn't realize Russia doesn't have Miranda rights.

>bring drugs to another country
Why Americans are like this?

Based Russia, hope she is sent to one of those prisons where inmates are raped daily and videos are posted online.

as far as im concerned the russians can keep that ugly nigger kek we dont want here

Does Russia have any rights?

Cope. Heightmog has priority over everything else

Brittney Griner is a female former WNBA player

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das rite

I brought edibles into Dominican Republic :^')

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okay..

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she seems cool. russkies around her probably likes her

>2m and 5cm tall
holy shit

A healthy balanced diet and exercise is legal in my city

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WWIII INCOMING

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>with her wife
this dumb bitch is everything america is about

Joe "my son is addicted to crack" Biden

>I can't believe that different countries have different laws how could this happen to me

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gimme a break. were the most incarcerated country on the planet. way more americans have been locked up longer for dumber shit than this

wwiii over a dyke in the wnba, hahahaa

why is she cuffed to the nigger

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>Casus Belli: Locked up a mystery meat dyke with gross dreads and ugly tattoos for smuggling weed into a cunt where it's not legal

>prisons where inmates are raped daily and videos are posted online
jesus, that's fucked up. where are these videos usually posted? i just want to make sure i never accidentally see them

so she can't run, I guess
or maybe the russki is a lezdom mistress

based

it's generally not a good thing to fuck around in countries that aren't EU members or Anglosphere because you can't expect First World standards of law, police practices, or justice.

>wrongfully detained
>wrongfully
how is she wrongfully detained?

because it's just some weed, 420 blaze it

>you can't expect First World standards of law, police practices, or justice
Hate to take Russias side, but dude, what the fuck lmao
She smuggled drugs into a country where they are illegal. The fuck did she expect?

ok, incels

Drug abuse is part of American modern culture.
Almost 150k deaths by overdose last year. More than the entire world combined...

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life is unfair, so i just stare, at the stain on the wall where, the tv had been, but ever since we moved in it's been empty
why i, why i'm in this room, there is no point explaining
you're not the boss of me now

Why do americans think their laws apply everywhere? And how does the team manager not inform people about shit like this?

>the world already knew
I LITERALLY just found out we arrested some mutt creatura for drugs
>her wife
KYS
KYS
KYS

>smuggled drugs
She didn't have half a kilo in her bag, dumb fuck. Furthermore, I highly doubt that Russians get 9 years in prison for posessing some millileters of hashish oil.

she was probably informed but stupid people do stupid things

Not only Americans. Bongs are well known for getting arrested for faggotry in places they should not be in the first place.
"British tourist" is like the "Florida man" of international crime.

In days of old those people would have likely died in accidents or infectious disease like smallpox or tuberculosis. Any given population has a certain percentage of weak individuals who get removed from the gene pool.

>It's just a user dose of hecking weed duuuude

we have several reality shows based entirely around british people getting arrested abroad for being stupid

Because.
Like.
Dude.
It's only weed lmao!

I hate that we are going to swap prisoners for this. We had some former military guy on vacation get locked up for fucking nothing, yet this monstrosity actually admits to bringing in drugs and Sleepy Time Joe is trying to cut deals before she's sentenced.

>ok, incels

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>she

YOU GET FINED FOR BRINGING AN UNDECLARED SANDWICH THROUGH CUSTOMS YOU RETARDED FINGOL
Drugs are drugs, that shit is illegal almost everywhere, how difficult is it to not be retarded when traveling abroad?

she knew she was breaking the law, like many of her relatives

>americans are now mutted to the point where you can't even tell a woman apart from a man

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