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nigger

currently stroking my cock

now it hurts in my bum bum

Bought some coke for tonight so get in there de laaaaaads

looking at a lad stroking his cock

If you live in hampshire you've got 12 minutes to use your hosepipe

Reading about a lad looking at a lad stroking his cock

/brit/'s quiet because all the Deanos and shaggers are over at /sp/
the ball is being kicked by the men today you see

How many of you have been given bug babies.

So basically nobody's going to be able to afford anything and we're all going to starve and die in the streets
Nice one

good
too many people in this world

just woke up at 4pm, whiskey and codeine down the hatch

might download wolf girl with you and jack off to all the scenes again

just brexit things

got a wake to go to lads

0 sympathy for deanos with ‘’’gambling addictions’’’

Turning on my hosepipe to mock the people living in Hampshire

oi it’s 190 figure out the vpn and got me swedish flag xx

America will save us

Where are you drinking tonight /brit/?

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i cant believe /brit/ is dying...

the isle of shite

not a football fan, whats the event?

corr luv a cold john smiths

Hosepipe ban isn't a problem. Just stop being a lazy arse and use a watering can.

The world needs more fit girls

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post work weekend celebration wank completed

leftypol is always complaining, listen fucker, do you want to stop global warming or not?

I hate zoomers so goddamn much

Basically all infrastructure in Britain is operated for profit and shareholders and not the people actually living here, using it
Complain about this and you're a pinko commie corbyn fan who should go to venezuela and see how it works for them. Got it?

Black bull obviously

whos this? refuse to date untoned women. the way she was pushing at end reminded me of those vids where guys bicep rips off urghh

dont say shit like that, god knows somebody will end up believing you

man thats so funny haha

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I don't know much about society
how popular are airpods? Are there are cheap £10 version of them. All these people can't have £200 earbuds

>Basically all infrastructure in Britain is operated for profit and shareholders
they're not doing a good job of it then are they?

For me, it's The Comedian

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I want to buy something
What is there to buy?
Under £50

Takeaway and some booze for later. Have yourself a nice Friday evening in.

A Any Forums pass

business idea: sell things for money

A 500ml glass of petrol

auctioneers be like sjihdfggowelfnksdhfmqowiuhdzkxjncsodjfuwiefhogyqklwbjdh,sdf

love picking my nose

will use a hose if I want, what they gonna do, arrest me?

Welshfags be like that’s my home town

Poo currently coming out my arsehole

yeah but I fill it up with a hose

look at her
you may be thinking her shift says anal but it doesn't

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steak and chips for dinner

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Pooing a poo

kek

Used to like flight sims when I was younger so I tried to play IL-2 to see if they were still fun
Could literally feel my virginity growing back by the minute

Fine you £1000 after your neighbour films you and blows you up.

unironically a sex arse

screaming at this

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licking girls fannies
smelling girls fannies
fingering girls fannies
sticking willy inside girls fannies

Remember I bought a joystick and would play combat flight simulator on full volume in the living room while dad was watching TV and he would get angry

made some ramen for dinner and topped it with cheese and 3 fish fingers

Gram of MDMA

Off for friday night pint with mum and dad, should be nice desu not seen them for a while

leftypol in the background at the start

her face says anal tho corr

never do any of this me

funnier than the show

Pooing poo

did you really post this just because it says "black bull"?

finger one girl get another to smell them after

Everyone in the Big Bang Theory was Jewish except the Indian

I did yes

>drinking with the senpai
for real mega creepers ngl y’all really be doing that?

you mean the bastards who created the power stations and sewers and train lines hope to make some money in exchange for providing a service?

you're free to go without electricity and trains and running water mate, nobody is forcing you.

popping to the offie anybody want owt from bossman

hey true poo
don't say you've gone

I Went Through 20 Years Of Loneliness, Isolation And Regret And All I Got Was This Lousy Mommy Kink

Indian guy on Seinfeld was Jewish
never trust an actor
They’ve even found a Maori Jew these days

cornetto and 5 gram amber leaf

"Y'all niggas suck. Don't hug me, bitch
"Play my new shit, nigga. Play it. Play 'Bad Ass Bitches.'"

Ah yes we should just let the government who fuck up everything run then

had a black lad from britain come visit the shop, looking to exchange some clothing.
proper fun bloke too, told me i had a great style and taste.

Have any wagies here had to do something like this?
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raise in line with rpi inflation ta

5 gram amber leaf? Are you having a laugh with me sir?

turns out, right....little monkey feller

English schoolgirl please x

Original ones are cheap and desu AirPods are actually decent, put mine through the washing machine accidentally though kek

Good god no

Ive only see tarq's on the train do this

The present misery of the proletariat flows from the unfortunate defeat of the USSR and other socialist republics in 1991.

A four pack of red stripe mate, the pint cans not those baby 440ml's

whats his willy taste like?

At what point can we admit that monke virus is just AIDS 2

holy grim

Turns out you were built for BBC from the start.

what did asf mean by this?

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has anybody seen my pants

he definitely stole shit
charmed you to distract you

not being an american wagie feels so good

sup my Ugandian love your films haha

thought about topping myself but then i remembered the footy's back