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saeg

scratching your arse and not sniffing your fingers should be a crime

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this goes HARD

SHHHHH MICROWAVE ON

JANNY MAKIN HOTPOCKS

This Brazilian reminds me of a famous actor but I don't know who.

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*kills self*

to acclimate myself in british culture, allow me *ahem*
poo willy bum init

me when the cat stares intently into my eyes while using the litter tray

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raves were amazing in the late 90s early 2000s, im a scouser and i remember it was basically on site between mancs and scousers until we all started munching eccies and raving together

corr what a time, zoomers will never understand

currently stroking my cock

proof?

a young stallone?

*holds up coin snippers "im here for your foreskin"*

190

>he said his only romance ended when his fiancée Lorna, a nurse, was killed in London in 1943 by a bomb which struck her ambulance. Moore subsequently remarked that he never married because "there was no one else for me ... second best is no good for me ... I would have liked a wife and family, but it was not to be."

>and because of her death "if I saw the entire German nation sinking into the sea, I could be relied upon to help push it down."

>"We must take care. There may be another war. The Germans will try again, given another chance." He also said, in the same interview, that "the only good Kraut is a dead Kraut"

He looks like how I thought my cousin was going to grow up to be but instead he became a soyboy with an ugly half-filipino girlfriend

this nigga 40

190

‘pologize, will add it into my vocabulary stat

Another gimmick lost to Twitter

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Stallone

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Why do british football grugs attack each other
In Irish sport home and away fans sit beside each other

where do you think this gimmick came from in the first place?

this whole board is a gimmick

grenfell was an inside job

Mick Lynch 4 PM

for me it’s an early night in with a cup of herbal tea and a nice book

It's a footy thing, home and away ends aren't a thing in cricket or rugby

today has been immensely boring

If he had grandkids they’d probably be getting raped by foreigners
I’m sure he’d blame that on Germany too

cult mentality alcohol and dodgy gear is a dangerous mix

They don't call it class war when they cut wages.

They don't call it class war when they slash benefits.

They don't call it class war when they hike prices.

They only call it class war when people fight back.

because grug hate grug with different shirt

Called in sick this morning cause I was hungover
I'm going to get drunk again because it's Friday
I love having an job where you get paid to be at home and hungover

that's because ireland is a gay country full of poofs and britain still has men living there

honestly if you don't meet a wife material woman in uni you've kinda fucked it, nowt like having a wife who works in the same industry as you, means you can relate to eachothers problems alot more

190 finding the swedish server on his vpn

feel bad for little zoomoids sometimes, they never got to go on nights out during the era of indie bangers

women eh lads? am I right?

can't live with em
can't live without em

personally not a fan of dating women in the same field as me, feels like im never fully switched off from work

lots of male dominated degrees are unsurprisingly lacking in the poontang department so ive nfi what youre on about

its rare for english to marry english these days

me and the gf

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190 switching over to the ugandan server after being rumbled

white women dating white 'men' is pretty much over
the well has been poisoned and we can't compete

so what are you expecting to happen here, we wheel out a guillotine and start beheading MPs?

milk?

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>start beheading MP
just the tories

how’s the weather in bonnie old Scotland laddie

must be so grim being on Any Forums over the age of like 25. i started posting when i was was like 12 and im 19 now and almost ready to leave. literal 40 year olds posting with underageds. mad and mental. go have a family or something wtf

if you say you're proud to be English these days they lock you up and throw away the key

rorke's mum asking him who 190 is and runs away crying after he accuses her of being 190

asf get a grip seriously mate

the thing i hate most in my life is the people who come from a different neighbourhood in my city, on account of them supporting a different football club.

lol

Gaelic football and hurling are sports for real men
football is a weird is so full of diving and little bitches these days. Not to mention all the globohomo shite rammed down your throat

curry or risotto for tea
not sure which

They're all bitchmade compared to real sport (rugby league)

go catch a cheese wheel you fuck

uhm it's actually the opposite sweaty x
feel very sad for younguns wasting there time here when they're meant to be out enjoying life, meanwhile old heads are fucking tired in the evening and a bit of phoneposting while watching shit TV with the wife is perfectly acceptable

piss off 190

One place where you can just say random shit on your mind utterly meaningless drivel and not have it held against you or brought up again
Not all of us are 19 year old vfs billy no mates, some of us just like the medium