Are Liz and Kwasi Edish
/Brit/
currently stroking my cock
reckon if you were homeless you'd make a go of it?
I would just kill myself straight away.
OMG
stuff politics
i call it
bolitics
what IS IT with pakis and pissing in purple drinks
must be a laugh writing for this
Have actually been busy in work this week lads. Can normally get away with doing a couple of hours work in the morning and then skiving but actually had stuff to do recently
Sick of it
my guilty pleasure is ordering large amounts of mcdonalds on friday nights. i like to think that they just assume im drunk as fucking hell and they dont look down on me too much.
>What'll it be today boss?
i'm stocked up on supplies that would see me going for a fair bit. Main issue is food but if I stay close to civilisation I can get by on foodbanks. Really need to learn to fish.
Would eventually kms though. It only gets harder as time goes on.
might chop my hair tonight
getting a bit long
they want you to buy ze mcdonalds
don't care
>inb4 cared enough to ask
still don't care
>beers again, boss? run out already?
have to be a massive narcissist to think the 17 year olds working at maccas give one single solitary shit about whatever fat cunt drives up to the window next
you'd have to be a circus sideshow level freak before you start making a noticeable impression
>2 tesco jam and cream scones
>share bag of cheese puffs
>4 tescos finest shortbreads
>4 tescos triple belgian chocolate cookies
all down the gullet, cost less than £5. It costs £5 for a small pack of blueberries. When will the government step in and end this? the corporations are preying on innocent people
Actually enjoying this dildo.
Heatwave part 2 next week lads, temperatures in the 30s for over a week. Not looking forward to it.
unfortunately for me i do look a bit odd, thats why i worry
i ate c.500g of pasta topped with melted cheddar for lunch
probably cost me about £1 and could have easily fed a family of four
...
cared enough to reply
keep flicking my tail in the gf's face
fuming she is
could be a dirty one tonight
lol have i got news for you features tese articles sometimes.
erm can I get 10g amber leaf and a red-bull elf bar cheers mate
which CHAD are you lads
flicking the proverbial bean
In March 2021 we signed a 2 year contract for a 3 bed flat in Tooting - £1,950pcm.
In June 2022 our contract was terminated by the agent/ landlord and we were given a 2 month notice.
The flat has gone online for £2,800pcm.
This country is uninhabitable.
>From autumn, migrants will be required to scan their faces on smartwatches up to five times a day.
>In May the UK Home Office awarded tech company Buddi a £6m contract to produce facial recognition watches, which will track location 24/7
jesus, we don't even make migrants do this
Fucking state.
the lads
too many words here
what channel?
had its ups, had its downs
feeling i dont know about this clipping!
Become the landlord, m8
Screaming, desperately hope this is real haha
vegan chad me
CAM ON ENGEEEERRRRRRRRRUND
this spanner doesnt realise his contract cant be cancelled until march 2023
Waiting for the inevitable collapse, me.
DISGUSTINGLY white this image, bet they all go home and eat plain chicken breast, grim
not a singular black man in this image
guess they were all filming telly adverts that day
I am gravely disappointed
again you have made me unleash my poos of war
Are countries like the UK/Ireland more or less leftist than Australia on average?
The Mrs is making chips and fish fingers for lunch lads
Might see if she'll heat up half a tin of beans for me as well x
cute
rorke forgetting to put in his blue contact lenses
26 year old KHHV here lads. Managed to speak to a cute woman at toil today :)
more leftist by far