/brit/

So whens the /brit/ vs /cum/ charity football match happening again?

the mcdonaldsfoo was on the till this morning

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>gf's two girlfriends are over for a sleepover
>all currently making dinner in the kitchen
>am sitting in the living room drinking

How do I make the night go smoothly lads

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can't find l-arginine anywhere in stores these days, missus has been having to put up with my floppy willy for weeks now

how about you find a clue

say "alri" once as they walk past you and then spend the rest of the night drinking in the living room after they ignore you for the rest of the night

America needs Socialism.

suck my hairy leathery balls lad

>gf's two girlfriends are over for a sleepover
Mate is your girlfriend 12.

...yh?

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matthew zazueta killed /cum/

I'm thinking have the dinner they're making then make a retreat to the bedroom asap, snagging the rest of me booze along the way. It's going to be a tactful operation.

lucky bastard

weak general

*heems you*

One of the friends is visiting from overseas.

Aha lads alr-
*falls through the floorboards into /cum/*

>A cloud of smoke begins to form in your room, whirling and whirling into an almost figure like shape until..
*POOF!*
>oh, hi.. user. I’m your state mandated gf and you can use me in any way you like ;) what will you do with me, user?

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>magaysia

hey let's get rid of that piercing in your nose and go get your tattoo lazered from your arm

gross

still on the train to manchester
will keep you lads updated x

Didnt you hear? /brit/ had to forfeit because mikey siphoned all the petrol out of the /brit/ minivan and we couldnt make it to the match.

lets get that arsehole rimmed pronto

need katherine beasley to kneel on my neck

five months
FIVE

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ask her out

as they say in france
الله أكبر

>alri
Why do you discord nonces use this phrase? Stop

don’t want to get banned from mcdonalds

need kim beazley to kneel on my ball bag

rorke refusing a proctology exam
leftypol asking for another opinion after moaning loudly

russia can out hold longer than Nato. because nato is richer, they cry and get impatient when they can't get their luxuries. russia has no problem because they are used to not waking up to avocado toast

feeling depressed
I've been a neet for over 2 years and I don't feel human

yeah?

Oh cool its an expert in war who is a veteran from wars all over the globe. Oh. You aren't an expert sorry everyone he's just an angry Ukcel.

BIG 'let me tell you about your country' vibes from this post

This is cute

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greggstralia

can see your ip address mate

Been on bennies for over a year too but they cut them off and I can't even get an interview stacking shelves

fucking cringe honestly

No you can't, 190 please get help

gf and her friends having a good bitch sesh about some of their other mutual friends

women are funny

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Why were they cut?

Russia proved that they cant be trusted, they've siccessfully reignited europes desire for self-reliance. The UK is now building 10 nuclear power plants as a direct response to Russia.
Russia is doing better than we expected, but theyve completey fucked themselves long-term.

How self conscious can you be to find an innocent little game of connect-four cringe

i know more than you

self conscious lmao i just have more respect for my time

they kept trying to make me work awful jobs

>but theyve completey fucked themselves long-term
Oh cool its a geopolitical expert with decades of experience in political matters. Oh. Sorry everyone its a shelf stacker.

Men do this too to be fair. Far more than they should.

>The UK is now building 10 nuclear power plants
all will be scrapped as soon as labour get in

tell her her name was the codeword used by the japanese when they bombed pearl harbour and killed 2400 american sailors
get her sopping

this russian invasion seems to me to be win after win geopolitically for the west

like a last desperate roll of the dice before russia becomes irrelevant and we only focus on china instead

mental how he hasnt been here in years yet he still lives rent free in your mind. think youre the one that needs help here asf

no we don't
be quiet

You think Europe is just going to go back to buying from Russia when this Ukraine stuff is finished? You're absolutely fucking delusional, mate. Get off Any Forums you freak.

Could you not go the mental 'elf route

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Grow a pair of bollocks you fucking woman

is Any Forums actually still supporting russia lmao

They will. because that's just basic economics . these countries are like corporations . they don't have any principles unless it actually threatens their bottom line

What a fucking pussy you are. No one actually likes their job

This is what my blade shall be made from.
I shall have it forged by reclusive monks in the mountains

Wouldn't even know where to start with that
the thing is I actually am studying, just not part of a uni course or something so the work coach didn't take me seriously and kept pushing me on to be a labourer full-time and shit
can't really do that and study at the same time can i

Any Forums just supports the opposite of current thing.

poo bollocks

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Russia will win long term. Nato will evacuate ukraine in 30 years just like they did with afghanistan

golly me this looks quite humorous for some reason

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just got to coventry
what a shithole

>the spanish actually mutted the natives, not the other way around
Mad