>snaps a kids neck for no reason
What the fuck is his problem
Snaps a kids neck for no reason
he hates Mondays
no pussy
He’s a bit cranky after losing everything
He needs a wahhh wahhh wahhmbulance
he's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGRY
very MAD
because he just is, ok?
the jedi are freaking evil
go go papa palps!
Vader never liked kids let’s be honest
what no pussy does to a mf
“OF COURSE I KILLED A CHILD, I’VE KILLED MANY CHILDREN. I’M FUCKING EVIL!”
He's an Angry White Dude.
The reason he’s like that is because he cared too much about pussy
He got it and threw it away
He hated him.
He’s a nigger
He was on a planet with sand
Fuck sand
tried to talk to him before he had his morning coffee
Believe he was just killing people to bait Kenobi out. Goes back to the Grand Inquisitor's line about Jedi not being able to help risking their lives to protect people.
Also that fight coreography kinda sucked. Hoping that was just because Obi Wan was scared out of his mind and we'll get a fight closer to something like episode 3 later on.
>10 years later still seething over becoming a burned potato
kek
get laid
he's in constant pain because of the fucked up robot parts that his master made for him to increase his suffering
the only thing he can think of is his dead wife and how his friend/mentor cutting him in half and leaving him to burn in lava
is a slave to a galactic emperor who nearly kills him every time he fails buy electrocution while laughing at his pain
I mean it kinda sucks being a marshmallow that has no limbs Virgin
He didn't. The Jedi nursery kids were crisis actors
kek