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bingo winner gets to create the next thread edition

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winner gets canadian citizenship

I masterbate almost every day.
I am getting fat but not yet.
Virginity is my virtue.
I missed out in teenage love and teenage friendship too.
I have vk.
I watch threads in b so that's porn.

guess I woke up early

>Under 180cm
>Mastubate everyday
>Missed out on teenage love
>Virgin
>Watch porn everyday
Thanks, I feel better. Some of them are half right but the second half is terribly false, like the social media one. I don't post because I have no social life, not because I'm ugly. I was aware of my cooming problem anyway. I'm really not bad afterall.

>I don't post because I have no social life, not because I'm ugly
same, though not sure thats much better

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>No Income (going to uni)
>Under 180 cm (I'm a little over 5'9")
>Masturbate everyday
>No exercise
>Virgin
>Watch porn everyday

- No social media because privacy reasons, and I don't need instagram to talk to people.
- Haven't had teenage love yet, but i'm not done with my teens
- Do have power fantasies but it's not about genocide or being an anime protagonist (I don't watch anime)
- Used to have acne but now only mostly faded scars remain
- Still live with my parents since uni hasn't started but they've mostly let me do whatever I want since like 8th grade
I actually edge while browsing non-porn stuff on my laptop or when i'm writing something. I scroll/write with my right hand and edge with my left.

i don't wear boxers under my pants when i'm at home so it's very easy to caress my penis when i'm doing something else
ideally i'd wear only (short) boxers but i'd be embarrassed if my parents saw me
how did you miss out on teenage frenship?

>they don't know how to play bingo
If you tick everything in either one row or column you win
here's mine

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