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I wish I were a woman edition

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A female humanoid in the wild... Here you can see part of the female mating game... She is competing with other women to establish a hierarchy and trying attracting a mate. Look at the particular camera angle she has picked! This is no coincidence! She displays her behind to attract mates, much like how some birds will flare their feathers to attract a mate. Look at all the tools she has! The female humanoid is very smart, she has tools to essentially comb her hair, to make it silky and attractive. She also has various colored sediments and oils to use on her skin to look more attractive to males and to compete better with other females. Oh wow... Look! she has found a bite to eat... She make sure to signal how full the food storage is, and how varied the foods are so as to make a point of how much resources she has! This will surely make her come off as quite the female. And most important of all, as you can see on the end of this clip... She has a shiny rock tablet! These have no particular uses, other than being fairly difficult to get if the resources are scarce. Notice how she makes sure to get it in shot, in the last scene, again to make a point of her success! And as a last posturing... She shows her view from her nest! Magnificent...

Why do high status guys like the attitudes that these women have? It's really gross and repulsive

You want a woman who values more than anything the things that you have/represent.
It's like a gym guy with a gym girl.

fpbp
Been lifting almost 8 years and I only fuck dyel chicks :/

Because to become a "high status guy", you must love power and control. They don't really "like" these women, they like having countless bitches sucking their dick and crawling at their feet.

Honestly I have no idea. I'd rather marry the Colbie girl I saw in one of these webms, without a second thought.

>majority of ‘perks’ are food
Why are normies so obsessed with food

pakis got VAXXED right?

>dress like that
>at work

the fucking state

cardboard is the best paper material

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Real ones remember this classic

She's a nasty stupid fucking whore obsessed with the shit coming from her ass

sue

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hey bruh
how much you benchpress bruh
bet you on roids bruh

Insectual

You've gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure
Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you, baby
(You've gotta be cruel)
You gotta be cruel to be kind

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saw her live in camden with 2 people from /brit/

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you cant actually see rabbits

also the most edible

which posters

hertfordshire and somerset redditflaggers

why are they like this

why must they larp so hard

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Don't bruh me you bong

nice
didn’t you go to Japan with somerset

NONCE

told to

Isn’t she a Maori tho
So how’s it a larp

almost 500 ring-pulls now all
very heavy, 480
i think... 130, uh
grams 13 grams

Anyone here ever been to the Isles of Scilly before? If so, how was it there?

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No
Shut the fuckup

>>pakis got VAXXED right
They were the 2nd most resistant group.
The most resistant was black Caribbeans, and we all know who to thank for that

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wow was it there

biggest cardboard-eating grin on my face atm

Dimwit: muslamic ray guns
Midwit: haha what at that dumb racist chav
Maxwit: muslim rape gangs

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yes this is correct

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Are children in the UK required to be vaccinated?
If not they'd better say hello to polio and scoliosis
If so...hello clownbois

Fire af bruhhhh

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Do you think Paddy posts here

Wow a 5'10 MANLET
omfg your cock isn't long enough

absolute pillock acts like a 12 year old

now to copy the jews and shave the ring-pulls
this waste will go into an even more powerful form all in a big can just like these ring-pulls will when there are enough...

love the story of edward kelley and john dee

the scheming fenian tricking the gullible englishman into giving him his wife

>I wish I were a woman edition
But the video is about "how cool to work in IT", not about "how cool to be a woman"

White men in IT are working grueling hours and reading textbooks in their spare time

>White men in IT are working grueling hours and reading textbooks in their spare time
I know, because I work in IT. So I am a man because of it too!

just witnessed cringe on the internet

Well now part of your paycheck is going to foids and noogs because Jews willed it

>I am a man because of it too!
a men*