Star Wars is finally saved

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
star wars is done, Disney paid 4B for the biggest franchise ever to never even profit a single cent

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i.i.i I KNEEL DISNEY
BRAVO

They have an entire galaxy with millions of planets and years worth of stories and instead choose to just keep retconning the 50 year old shit we actually liked rather than telling something remotely new.

The prequelfags lost.

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But in Rebels Darth Vader believes Obi Wan is dead how this can happen?

Why is everything so terrible? What happened to the world?

Why do people settle for mediocrity? Most movies nowadays look like ass and everyone just creams their pants over measly cameos and references.

i bet shartiversity will do a 3 hour 2 part video series on these 2 webm's deboonking the swordplay

I understand vader is like half robot at this point, but how do they explain obi wan losing the ability to do backflips and other shit?

Um they weren't supposed to meet ever again until ANH.

This is whoring the canon.

>TLJ gets 4 trilogies cancelled
nope, no one likes the ST. that's why they're still milking PT shit hahahaa

Either Rebels is now non canon (for the majority of it) or Kenobi fakes his death in the final episode

No, we're the most devoted pro-Lucas faction. We won in vindication.

>take webms from other thread
>make own thread for (you)'s
nice, very nice.

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The average person is a fucking moron that doesn't care at all what art or entertainment offers them outside keeping their blank mind being occupied for two hours.

Rebels is KK's Disney puke.

Remember when lightsaber fights were actually fun to watch

the perfect obi wan show according to Any Forums
>no inquisitors
>no darth vader
>no other character than obi wan
>no lightsaber fights
>no encounters with the empire (gotta stay off the grid you know)
>some nightmare battles
wow, this sounds like a great show!

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Shut up racist, you only hate this show because theres a black main character.

bad bait + spacey is literally less gay than you kek

how is it bait kek, this is literally what Any Forums has been spouting for weeks

This looks fucking fine.
The only thing that's distracting to me is Vader's codpiece is made out of foam.
Somehow I really like this as a metaphor for Disney hacking down the fanbase.

Yeah, do stuff nobody has seen
And inquisitors fucking suck

When I left you I was but the learner... but oh yeah I forgot about 10 years later when we met again and I was super badass and not a learner at all.

Funny enough, the kind of journalist the CIA would want to kill is definitely the kind this NPC would consider "good".

He's a broken man trope.

An actual lightsaber fight without faggots doing useless spins and flips everywhere. Why are you complaining, weak fucks ? Yes the story makes 0 sense with the OT and this is a glorified fanfiction but this fight looks fine.

Is the new episode out or did the end conflict/whole reason anyone wants to watch this shit seriously get leaked like a month early?

>show has retarded practiced prequel-choreography
Any Forums seethes
>show has realistic choreography
Any Forums seethes
I have to stop coming here

Damn that looks like SHIT

honestly no. I've never found them enjoyable. 5 has pretty much the only good one.

>literally better than what we got fr disney
What's the next step on your masterplan shill?

Why doesn’t it look like a TV movie?

This legitimately makes me yawn. It's so predictable. Oh here's Vader again. Oh it's just gonna be another rollercoaster going through predictable material. No ideas or spark or anything. Why not just stick with the original films?

>.01 disney bucks has been deposited in your account

No threat at all, we know both characters survive intact.

This is fucking trash

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>look at me
>i think this kids show is....
>le bad
jesus christ why do you obsess over something so much that you don't even like? Don't you have anything better to do?

Apparently the first time he has used the Force in a decade was to to save Leia from falling to her death in second episode.

wow, that's fucking terrible
I love how they lock blades for a couple of seconds like they're pushing against each other with all their might, but then obi wan just takes one hand off his saber and readjusts his sword and nothing happens
they're literally just holding they're sabers together

wtf why not he should have spent his later years mind tricking hos and cheating at gambling

They shouldn't have made a show at all. There's no way to do it well

Ahsoka series is literally Rebels season 3, but in love action. The new Sabine actress even said this the other day.

>pretending star wars is made for anyone younger than 30 at this point

that is fair

Which should actually work with obi and then Luke was his redemption, instead of using that for Luke. Oh if only there was a shittton of writers in the movie industry.

If he uses the force then one of Freiza's men could spot his power level with their scouter.

wow user you're so intelligent and different!!

OP's webm is from the 3rd ep which dropped a couple hours ago.

>constant distracting jump cuts obfuscating the fight so they don't have to hire a choreographer
>stupid fucking 'pushing' and flailing instead of moves that make sense
they don't need to CGI flip everywhere like yoda to make it a good fight. the fights in 5 and 6 make this look like a fan film