Luke, did I ever tell you about the time when your father was snapping peoples necks left and right just to get to me...

Luke, did I ever tell you about the time when your father was snapping peoples necks left and right just to get to me? He was a good friend.

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That scene would look good with Mambo #5 playing in the background

>This is a presence I haven't felt for a week

ROFL

Jump up and down

and move it all around!

Shake your head to the sound

Put your hands on the ground!

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I AM WHAT YOU MADE ME

>A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.
>He also dragged me through a goddamn wall of fire and it hurt really bad. I didn't receive any permanent scaring, of course. Space fire is a lot colder than real fire, Luke.
>And he was a good friend

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Its like a remix but for a movie.

>Luke, when next you face your father, I suggest you exploit his very clearly poor memory.
>when we met he for some reason thought that he hadn’t seen me since we fought on Mustafar, but we had very memorable encounters he really ought to have alluded to
>he even seemed to forget he hadn’t been my apprentice for years, but that’s another matter entirely
>I really hope he doesn’t have space Alzheimer’s, since that would be really horrible
>and he was a good friend

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>A little bit of Monica in my life
>A little bit of Erica by my side
>A little bit of Rita is all I need
>A little bit of Tina is what I see
>A little bit of Sandra in the sun
>A little bit of Mary all night long
>A little bit of Jessica, here I am
>A little bit of you makes me your man

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*picture of old obiwan

>Have I ever told you the story of Kathleen Kennedy?

>She was a dumb cunt who got raped to death by a pack of Jawas

It really isn't that fucking funny man. Calm down. Save your caps for something worth while. You're just giving it away for fucks sake. Have some standards.

>Luke, judging by the calm and casual way your father and I speak to each other it may seem like we merely had a civil disagreement and parted ways years ago, but actually I sliced his fucking limbs off and rolled him into a lake of lava as he screamed about his hatred of me and then there were several occasions where we tried desperately to fucking obliterate each other over the subsequent decades. He was a good friend.

ROFLMAO!!

>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father and his subordinates mercilessly murdered hundreds, potentially even thousands Luke, just to get to me. I was a coward Luke, did I not tell you about that? Also your father? He was a good friend.

he aged a lot in next 10 years, goes like 40 to 60

Thank you. I know my comment (post; for the inept) deserved the very best.

0/10 you're implying too much. Vader isn't Luke's father yet and Obi-Wan is literally talking about the destruction of his race in the same breath, of course it was fucking do or die type shit.

>he doesn't know about the mineral Vader lit
it wasn't a coal, it was a Silicax Oldalate

>Luke did I ever tell you about how I was a redditor who hated racism but loved cheating on his wife? I even pretended to like Star Wars and the prequels!
>She was a good friend

>Luke did I ever tell you how I went to reddit and never came back? I'm a good friend, Luke.

>He did nothing but sulk and argue with me the whole time I knew him, before he betrayed our order and civilization by slaughtering children and murdering innocent people in cold blood, and one of the last times I saw him was as he lay at my feet, limbs amputated, body on fire, screaming about how much he hates me. And he was a good friend.

>>And he was a good friend
It's a great line.
I mean, that's not what Obi Wan says about Darth Vader. He's talking about Anakin. I'm almost always in tears when Obi Wan talks about Anakin. Remembering him and everything they went through and how many times Anakin bailed him out and probably saved his life - he says he was a good friend. Until Darth Vader killed him. Darth Vader was not such a good friend.

Luke, did I tell you how I met your little sister and used mind control to seduce her?
She was a good friend.

>Luke did I ever tell you about your father, who I left to be roasted alive by lava because he was a scumbag who murdered children?

>Luke did I ever tell you your father burned me back too which is why I look like I aged? Because the writers want to take the worst aspects of this fucking story and setting and turn it into plot points?