Can you keep up with this?

still a couple years ahead of me

have kiss incel

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This shit is fake, it's literally made up to make people think they're "behind" in life so they will wage slave more for their company.

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Kek

I have but it wasn't till I was 25
I go to a club now and women randomly stick their tongue down my throat

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>sex haver who cheats
>have been invited to wedding but not as best man
>rentcuck
>earn average wage due to government job
>alcoholic
>mid 20s
Am I winning yet normalsisters?

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why do americans make these retarded howtos or everything, even life as a whole, when in reality they're so mentally stunted? also who the fuck marries at 24 lmaooo

>40k per year
...eeeh... that is not that much, and you don't buy apartments and houses with that money :|

You don't belong

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Americans
>40k at 37

It's from the UK

How old

29

>Be 27
-First kiss, 13
-First full time job, 21
-Pass driving licence test, 19
-First holiday with friends, 19
-Move out, 18
-Buy first car, 21
-First holiday with partner, 27
-Be best man, N/A
-Rent on your own, 20
-Get engaged, N/A
-Rent with partner, N/A
-Get married, N/A
-Buy first flat, N/A
-Have first child, N/A
-Buy first house, N/A
-Start earning average wage, 24
-Have second child, N/A
-Buy a brand new car, N/A
-Become manager at work, 25
-Think about starting a business, 22
-Move to second house, N/A
-Start enjoying two holidays per year, N/A
-Start earning 40k a year (Pounds I presume), 26
-Look at buying property to let, N/A
-Retire, N/A (probably never happening lol)

According to this arbitrary flow-chart, I'm doing pretty fine.

>living an average life
Nah fuck that lol