>listen you can’t just wish for more wishes! It’s against the rules!
Listen you can’t just wish for more wishes! It’s against the rules!
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okay im gonna wish for another genie then
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can you wish for more wishes in your cunt?
Ok, I wish for ability to time travel. Then, I just get infinite free wishes
>LISTEN, stop with theses loopholes, you only get THREE wishes
Ok, I wish for the power to grant wishes
this happens in my country and janny should know that
I would unironically just wish for a good stable job that isn't boring, the ability to get drunk without fucking up my health and a female clone of myself.
user! DID YOU NOT SEE THE ENDING OF ALADDIN?!
personally i think spending the rest of my life with a female clone of myself would make me no longer fear hell, because I would already be there
no, why?
I've dated enough women to realize than my own company is more than enough, I just need sex, can't have sex on my own, solution is copy of me but female (not formerly male).
I wish I could
HE'LL TURN YOU INTO A GENIE AND THEN YOU'LL BE STUCK IN A LAMP!
Gemmy
>But I wish for more wishes! Science said so!
But I wished for the wishgranting power, not to be a genie
but you would be able to grant wishes, as a genie
ok? But I don't want to be a genie, just to be able to grant wishes
this is not how it works, you asked for the ability to grant wishes, should have been more precise
Gem
well yeah, I asked for the ability to grant wishes, not for being turned into a genie
>BUT I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER UNSPEAKABLE FATE FOR MY INNOCENT WISHES I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN
you gonna be a genie and you are going to like it
but YOU would be able to grant wishes, but as a genie
what is so hard to understand
Ok? But I didn't ask for the genie part. Do the wishes randomly add more stuff to the stuff you ask for? Like if I asked for spagetti it wouldn't actually just give me spagetti, but spagetti strung on a guitar and smeared in shit?
so when I make a soy thread it's not good enough for y'all to respond, but when the mutt makes one it's gem ?
fuck you
yes, you have to be very precise
most intelligent polish discussion in history
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Well I was precise - I want wish granting powers. How can you be more precise? Do I have to specify that I also don't want retarded side effects that I've never asked for?
>so when I make a soy thread it's not good enough for y'all to respond, but when the mutt makes one it's gem ?
>fuck you
vgh... we live to see the rebvrth of the polish intelligentsia
>use wish to become a real woman
>nothing changes
>wtf genie
>"What do you mean? You are already VALID"
just say
I wish to be a human with the ability to grant wishes
yes?
*turns you into a triple amputee blind old woman*
heh... should have been more specific...
>Having kids is bad for the environment
>HOLY HECKERINO, EUROPE NEEDS MORE STINKY BLACK MIGRANTS TO HELP THE BIRTHRATE OR IT WILL NOT SURVIVE
They're still at it, a Bulgarian joined in, I love thirdies online, they're like animals at the zoo.
>what is the difference between a genie and a djin?