/stg/ Stranger Things General

Are you trying to imply she needs correcting?

I hope Vecna breaks this little stick into pieces

she's not as bad as Lucas's little sister

>Be Steve
>Created by the Duffer brothers, two nerds who were bullied by chads in highschool
>intended to be an asshole and die in season 1
>Joe Keery knocks it out of the park with the little material he has, making even the bat flick trick.
>charming, charismatic, handsome, cool.
>Defend you gf from some incel perv guy that was taking creepshot of her while having sex.
>this somehow makes you the bad guy and you lose a guy to someone who likely doesn't even lift because OF duffer's incel fantasy.
>be among the favorite characters of screen testers and the like.
>dufferkeks have to backtrack about the killing you thing
>still resentfull, they increase you screentime but also:
>have you getting cucked by the creep guy and mogged by gigachad, they pair you with the kids, have you get beat up again.
>at least you are a rolemodel for Dustin
>fans love you more and ask for even more screentime
>become a main character, dufferkeks still give Joe Keery shitty salary despite him carrying the show on his back
>make Steve a washed up loser who only has kid friends
>writte a character made for (you) to be your GF, Robin
>have a fuckton of chemestry togheter
>dufferkeks make her lesbian to cuck you even more
>they also torture you
>be at the peak of fan popularity now
>dufferkeks can't stop the stevetrain anymore
>get back into slaying pussy
>lead your own subplot
>get your girl back, cucking back the perv incel
>they kind off still tease Robin wants your dick
>now you have friends your age.
>a significant amount of people only watch this shit because of you, you even outshine Eleven.
>literally save netflix
man i can't wait for the culmination of his arc where he has a threesome with Nancy and Robin

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That's a really cute squirrel, Jane! Great job!

Same energy honestly. She’s just like me

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how does she know it is a mr

I say "Goodnight, night"
I tuck him in tight
But things are not right
What is this? An infant kiss
That sends my body tingling?
I've never fallen for
A little boy before
No control

Just a kid and just at school
Back home they'd call me dirty
His little hand is on my heart
He's got me where it hurts me
Knock, knock, who's there in this baby?
You know how to work me

All my barriers are going
It's starting to show
Let go, let go
Let go, let go
Let go

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I've been thinking about my oneitis. I know in Nother life we have children together and we're still happy

Pretty enjoyable, but needed oral

she saw his nuts

Even moreso, why did the agents who took over Eddie's trailer just abandon a tear in reality? They got the guy to leave so they could.. also leave???

>autist
>lesbian
>patrician film taste
She would be on Any Forums if it were the modern era

bow

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Vecna vs Mind Flayer. Who wins?

So when is Will going to give Mike his painting?

>>they kind off still tease Robin wants your dick
How so?

she needs something shoved in that big mouth of hers fr fr no cap

Yeah but did you know you're cute as fuck?

Ridiculous that that guy didn't even protest a little bit to being kicked out.

I'm not American, please explain to me how mormon houses work, why there was so many weird children?

>risking death by performing showmanship in a battle with a deadly creature just to make your gf’s panties wet and win her back
He’s so based

>wanting to stay in a trailer where a girl got brutally murdered

contraception is not allowed and you have to nut inside otherwise it's a sinful act of lust and not one of procreation

Right??

Just bad writing, they didn't even need to go there, they had a 3rd rift on the road they could have used instead, and would be have plot friendly.

They nailed Max’s song scene, this is surely happening too. That “I’m Cloudbusting, Daddy” line right after she saves him somehow. The feels, unstoppable feels as the choir fades out with those *dun-dun-dun*s and strings

>mfw mom brought home tendies but forgot the honey mussy

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Fibblybros?????

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Okay so maybe they got him to leave for his own safety also so he wouldn't witness anything paranormal and report it to authorities. They have to contain the information. Its only a few agents and they are busy trying to protect Eleven and the rest so they are stretched thin and are already down two... So its not bad writing I think... I forget why and how they knew to go to the trailer anyway?

>really likes Steve
>Goes to Any Forums sees thread about stranger things
>Everyone sucking Steve off
>Opinion about Steve gets worse because now I think he's overrated
This is why I shouldn't browse this shithole anymore

>gets put up in a fancy air conditioned motel for several weeks
I wouldn't complain either

>get your girl back, cucking back the perv incel
He gets Nancy back?

Is there a better cast with a better fandom?

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terminally contrarian

nah you just need to develop conviction

>uhmmmm did you just assume that squirrel's gender? this is California not Indian
>*entire class snickers at the transphobe*

So where's the Mindflayer this season if he's the proper end game?
He's just letting 001 run rough shot?

finn looks like a hot vampire

When did the back guy suddenly turn into a 40 year old accountant?

>everything that comes out of her mouth is a reddit quip

I hope they're totally disconnected in both directions honestly. 1 being a wild card is just so much more interesting.

All things indicate at least a romantic triangle, but yeah. Steve and Nancy flirted, commited acts of love for one another and shit, it comes out of left field but I'll allow it

>mfw she just invented mr. fibley to deal with her trauma over killing that squirrel
deep and tragic lore

While plausible, they had a 3rd rift they could have used easily - on the road where Fred died. Just seemed like it would have been better choice. Also close to the trailer, but not there.

They realized that the deaths were also where Vecna was opening tears, whether because of the kill or after for the sake of having a backdoor.

Or maybe you guys should develop taste and stop worshipping characters

Based

The upside down seems too empty. Should be more creatures and entities running around or at least show hints of them.

Most likely. They’re hinting at it a lot

the plantation breeders selected for equipment that started puberty earlier and matured quickly

She was mirin' him hard when he took his shirt off to dive to the gate

Mindflayer sissies just need to admit that their large arachnid is not the end game and never will be

Name a more pathetic character than Jonathan (you can’t)

Russia

Angela was justified for her harsh words in class honestly. She somehow managed to create a PowerPoint presentation in 1985 and Jane comes up with a toy squirrel talking about her daddy. Angela hasn’t binge watched stranger things so from her perspective it’s just some dumbass kid coming up and defecating all over Angela’s hard work.
Angela did nothing wrong and it’s time for Angelabros to take a stand.

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Post s2 Mike

If the Mind Flayer is like the god of the upside down why would he be cool with Vecna setting up camp there?

coomers deserve to die

not him but
youtube.com/watch?v=kyTMs2f0m9w
this scene is very open to interpretation of Robin maybe getting feelings for him after all.
also
>Robin saying that she and Steve should combine togheter because each one is missing what the other one wants.
>Dustin telling Steve its weird he refuses to date Robin.
>Nancy seethe implying Steve and Robin are a couple and when knowing they aren't getting weirded out because she thinks they are made for each other.
>Steve in Creel's house telling Nancy that he would date Robin if he could.
>Robin going into watergate for him, as Eddie stated "those two ladies"
Steve and Robin will never be together because doing so would make twitter trannies explote, thats why they rather give Nancy back to Steve even if she doesn't deserve him.
but despite not having the balls to make her bi they do tease it a lot.

Based. Angela did nothing wrong. 11 is a fucking freak and compulsive liar who got what she deserved

Fuck off. Jane worked really hard on that diorama.