>be me 24 years old
>get home after chilling with friends
>mom suddenly asks the question again
>”why dont you have a girlfriend yet”
>just shrug it off ”dunno”
>she keeps reformulating and pushing
>lose my shit and scream at her ”MY SMV VALUE IS STILL TOO LOW IMMA TRY WHEN IM READY FFS SAKE”
>she starts crying like a bitch
Does this shit happen in your country?
MOM DOESNT GET IT
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Robert Gutierrez
No, in fact I told my mom about my new gf yesterday and she was very happy
Can't wait for them to meet
James Cruz
tell her your generation doesn't have sex
Angel Evans
>Does this shit happen in your country?
Probably. But me? I have a wife.
Kayden Flores
No my mom never asks me why I don't have a gf because I live in pic related and she knows it's impossible to meet anyone
Easton Brooks
are you cute? im a female
Gabriel Cooper
I am a bald neet and my female relatives keep telling me I am quite the catch and they women would look past all that. They are either incredibly delusional or just dishonest. I concluded women are not worth listening to.
Joseph Adams
Just tell her you're too ugly and would need to provide a huge amount of money for a girl to agree to be with you
Jason Moore
>women are not worth listening to.
I came to that conclusion too
Carson Lewis
My mom keeps asking me if I have any friends.
Hunter Butler
>mom you screamed at me for the first half of my life, I don't want another woman scream at me for the second half
>starts screaming
Jose Adams
my dad just says im loser and would never attract a girl. so...
Dominic Cooper
She keeps trying to force me to go out with people. I don't think she's getting it
Ayden Wright
My mom just doesn't care, I don't think she has hopes that at least one of her four children will leave offspring. Although maybe she thinks that everything is fine with me and that I'm not a genetic dead end.
Hunter Carter
Ryder Lopez
Just explain to her what a sigma male is
Liam Gray
Made my mum cry once because i told her that her disgenic genes were the reason ill never get a girlfriend
Daniel Price
>born handsome but with a deformed pp
it was over for me for it even began
Jackson Russell
Really? Why is she crying? Why does she care?
Maybe she wants grandkids?
Nathaniel Cox
Kill yourself faggot
Parker Diaz
Women from my work sometimes ask if I have a girlfriend, and when they find out that I don’t have one, they are surprised how such a “good handsome man” doesn’t have a gf. I don't like these false compliments.
Jaxson Morris
You god damn retard if its not a woman whos your relative saying it they are showing interest
William Perez
how's that? deformed in what way user
Bentley Jenkins
>Maybe she wants grandkids?
They always do.
Gavin Hill
congenital penile curvature
Camden Clark
In what direction and how bad?
Ayden Nelson
between 30 to 45 degree curve, hurts when I get erections. Its not a downward curve which is the worst one you can get.
Hunter Baker
>be me
>24 years old
>Its saturday
>Boot up steam
>I que up for my favorite game after a hard week at work
>My mom comes in
>Starts screaming
>DET ÄR DE ENDA NI GÖR PÅ DAGARNA, NI SITTER I DE DÄR VENTRILO OCH SPELAR DOTA
Jayden Collins
dad thinks i am gay for not having a gf and mom keeps on telling me to go out with this hoe
i would rather be a virgin than going out with that tattoo bitch
Jeremiah Jenkins
I tell my mom why I will never get a woman is because I am a genetic garbage but she not only doesn't believe me she thinks I am joking and laughs it off
Parker Richardson
>women ask if I have a gf
>"I'm... not really interested in women"
>they stop asking for good
not sure if I made a mistake
Josiah Ward
Its better to say that than to be asked by collegues and even my dad if you are gay.
I wish I was joking but a new guy at worked asked me today ”i dont want to step on your toes but are you gay”?
Levi Taylor
lol
Grayson Jenkins
No she believes you. It's just that women are cynics.
Nolan Green
Well, are you gay?
Oliver Robinson
you are correct. shun the tattoo whore
Jacob Brown
>my mom yells at me why I won't go out to the city or to the sea with friends
>rant about how people pay thousands every year so they could be close to the sea like we are
>I hate the smelly sea and all 3 of my friends either also wouldn't want to go to the sea or not with me
also
>almost 90 yo grandad keeps asking me if I found a gf/girl I like at uni
>I only ever end up in completely male friend groups because I can't bond and casually talk with girls
>this despite uni being 90% female
Thomas Baker
Nah, my mum is lazy and one of the better points of the fact is that she doesn't pry into my personal life. I could be a gay fairy and she wouldn't notice.
Man, I wish I was a faggot.