What are the slangs in your cunt for masturbation?
In Pooland it's "beating a horse", or "punching a German on his helmet"
What are the slangs in your cunt for masturbation?
Julian Mitchell
Parker Wilson
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Slapping the sergeant
Elizabeth
Charles Morales
Oh I also heard "Sonic attack"
Gavin King
quelling the trouser rebellion
Jordan Reed
shaking
Luis Wright
chocking a serpent
John Green
Theres a ton. I guess one of the common ones would be to beat your sardine up.
Grayson Richardson
polish
Brandon Rodriguez
Give your baldy a run
Play pocket billiard
Choke a snake
Thomas Jones
do you Poles ever stop thinking about Germans and/or Russians?
Robert Lee
Bashing the bishop is a classic
Evan Nguyen
acking the troon
Ian Ortiz
no
John King
Five fingers sport
Jordan Flores
flogging your goose
Landon Flores
waxing the carrot
Owen Jones
"pluck the onion"
If you're kind of doing it clothed through your trouser pockets you can say "playing pocket tennis"
Henry Robinson
I say I say if that ain't a
Gooseneckin' chicken chokin' corn on the cob yyeeeanduhhhh slob on the knob darn tootin case of the morning wood timber tinnitus then
I RECKON YE BETTER CHANGE YER SHEETS MISSA
(For added haptic Ebonics add emoji rows ror each sentence)
Dominic Price
Play your bird
Cooper Parker
titoi
Luis Moore
Palmela Handerson is a certified hood classic
Samuel Sullivan
We have none, just really ugly informal words for it. They're not euphemisms or whatever.
>Jakol
>Nangangalikot
>Jerjer
>Salsal.
Nathaniel Carter
Matthew Powell
Choking the one-eyed snake
Choking the chicken
Kek wtf
Joshua Allen
"Pulling the salmon", "Plucking the onion"
There's also "Pocket tennis", but that refers more to when you're just fondling your own balls through your own pockets.
Aaron Nelson
SMALL
Alexander Campbell
punch a German on helmet, ripple the Fred, beat a horse, polish a peepee, bang a pear