Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him

Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.

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A BALROG OF MORGOTH

Tell me where is Xena, for I much desire to breed with her.

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What did you say?

I'll show you my "gandalf"
*unzips dick*

For an immortal perfect elf. He sure looks retarded there

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

LOTR thread? Cool. Why didn't Varda have sex with Melkor? She could have saved billions.

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*air horn noises*

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If Galadriel is the leader of Lothlorien then what does he do all day?

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Messes around in his faggoty boats

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eats berries in the woods like the elf fag that he is

Kek how are you supposed to unzip your dick? Its called a fly you fucking esl retard.

Breeds her

newfag pls

househusband

>tranny of discord

Trolled

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>Its called a fly you fucking esl retard.
micropenis detected

Shame we'll never see The Silmarillion done properly in film.

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Worships her feet.