Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.
Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him
A BALROG OF MORGOTH
Tell me where is Xena, for I much desire to breed with her.
What did you say?
I'll show you my "gandalf"
*unzips dick*
For an immortal perfect elf. He sure looks retarded there
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
LOTR thread? Cool. Why didn't Varda have sex with Melkor? She could have saved billions.
*air horn noises*
If Galadriel is the leader of Lothlorien then what does he do all day?
Messes around in his faggoty boats
eats berries in the woods like the elf fag that he is
Kek how are you supposed to unzip your dick? Its called a fly you fucking esl retard.
Breeds her
newfag pls
househusband
>tranny of discord
Trolled
>Its called a fly you fucking esl retard.
micropenis detected
Shame we'll never see The Silmarillion done properly in film.
Worships her feet.