We won sisters and bros, chuds can cry all day long

We won sisters and bros, chuds can cry all day long
We always win

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shut the fuck up, franz

>release two episodes at once
>we've got double the viewing hours as any premiere before!
Wow!!

chuds blown the fuck out the park

do they have an employee whose job is just trying to come up with a bullshit metric to make the latest show look like a great success?
all streaming platforms do this and it's fucking hilarious.
"most clicked on preview by left handed midgets during a full moon EVER"

Not stating any solid number is a tacit admission it's not doing well enough to brag about

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you guys remember when netflix said birdbox was watched by like 20 billion people lmao

>the most watched disney plus original
there's only like 5 of them anyway

I mean its not terrible.
Evan is a very good lead.
Leia is cute and funny.
Writing is mediocre. Dialogue is awful.
It's the best Star Wars show to date desu and i hated everything they made since the Disney purchase except for the Mandolorian and this.

I still have a hard time believing bridgerton is doing as well as netflix claims it is

EWAN sound like star war creature

>the best fans
Who? The legions of bot accounts, shills, and paid infiltrators you clearly used to manipulate statistics in your favor? This claim holds about as much legitimacy as Netflix's "total viewed hours" jargon in their investor meetings. Fuck off.

>It's the best Star Wars show
Not with that nignog, it isn't.

with all the porn I believe it

>THIS IS THE RECORD-BREAKING MOST X IN Y DURING Z BASED ON M ACCORDING TO N

>based on hours streamed in an opening weekend
CAUSE THEY DROPPED TWO EPISODES!
This means it's one of the worst.

When does hayden come on?

I vowed to never watch anything made by Disney ever again
Have fun eating your goyslop though

This.

The show is pretty good. Ewan again proves he’s the best talent in SW history. By the time this show ends it will be considered the best SW show ever.

Legit want a second season

>people watch it for Ewan
>ERR MERR GRRRD! DEY WATCH IT FOR TEH BLAKS

>When does hayden come on?
Knowing our luck, the last episode.

>This.
Is it "pretty good" or "not terrible"? Pick one.

What a fucking lying shill.

Disney plus shows always wait until the last episode
maybe a bit in the second to last episode

The only good sw show on Disney plus was mando s1 the rest is terrible nostalgia faggotry

Every woman watches that shit. They love period pieces where women get to dress in nice fansy clothes and have maids make them meals

i though it was about obi wan riding the big lizard that got lost in the general grievous fight but it is about a negre haha
americans are hilarious

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>Squid Game is the most watched show on Netflix!
>Halo is the most watched show on Paramont+!
>Kenobi is the most watched show on Disney+!
Gotta love all these new metrics that only compare a piece of media with other products made by the same company.

>Win
Fucking yawn. Still doing this shit? Come up with something new. TLJ was 2017 and Disney shillfags still use the same bullshit.
It'll be forgotten in a month from now. It will have zero cultural impact.

What a win.

>Disney plus shows always wait until the last episode
>maybe a bit in the second to last episode
Yeah, we'll see Vader in the last minute of episode 5 that way everyone can tell their friends to watch Obi Wan episode 6 to see vader.

>The show is pretty good.
>pretty good
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

IT'S THE SAME TWO WORDS EVERY TIME

>get woke go br-

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ignore the replies, the entire plot got leaked ages ago. he and obi meet in episode 6

>the product is x because of y made up statistic
kek. didn't the mouse inflate d+ sub numbers by rolling in their pajeet offshoot?

>the best fans need to be pre-emptively called raciats

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Don't people get Disney+ just for Star Wars anyway? Isn't the competition on the platform pretty pathetic? Being the most watched series isn't as impressive as they make it out to be.

Not a shill. I hate the Sequel Trilogy like it was cancer.

You have no idea what the bait and switch is going to be in this series. It's cringe and pathetic.

>most watched thing on Disney+

Why would you call this a win, even as a troll? Disney+ is for fags and moms.

I used to be pretty skeptical of widespread shilling but it's more obvious and insulting than ever now. How did it get this bad?

They know the game by now.
It's too late. Always has been. Always will be.

>reddit spacing

The show is pretty good but everyone in it is an awful actor except Ewan. It doesn't help that the dialogue is god-awful but Ewan is really the only person that looks like he's putting effort in. That indian guy was fucking awful as comic relief. Isn't he supposed to be a comedic actor, too?

>pretty good
There it is again

>Thanks to all the fans for making kenobi the most watched disney+ season 1 global series premier airing on a thursday in march between the GMT time of 9 and 10 in a year that ends with 4 based on how many times the studio donkey chewed a carrot.
NONBELIEVERS BTFO FOREVER AND EVER HOW CAN THEY RECOVER FROM THIS TRAGIC LOSS LOL GG NO RE

Did they just inadvertantly imply black people are aliens?

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What do you want me to say? I'll call it kino if you want.

The casting for sure is terrible.

I expected it to be a lot worse.
That's not to say that it's good. But considering how people were talking about it, I expected it to be like an even shittier version of Boba Fett. As is, it has a lot of wooden acting and Reva's pretty stupid. But none of it's terrible. And the set design is pretty cool.
It doesn't feel like low budget trash like The Mandalorian and Boba Fett.