Mystery Machine edition
real human bean:
/stg/ Stranger Things General
Xavier Rodriguez
Charles Williams
Eddie will survive!
It's special kids abducted all over the country that demonstrated some sort of affinity with psychic power.
Aaron Cook
chrissy a cute
Angel Campbell
>pretty white girl gets introduced just to be killed off almost immediately to get you to care
Elijah Gutierrez
I think El had a real biological mother and father, they aren't clones.
So this
I guess some Firestarter like drug experiments were also involved.
Justin Hernandez
So how come demogorogons cant open portals to the upside down anymore?
Easton Hernandez
Eddie is a fucking faggot and ruined the show. Metalfaggots are cringe and anyone who associates with them is a faggot.
Joseph Edwards
If Netflix had any balls at all, Nancy would come out as bi and eat Robin's pussy while Steve watched.
William Gomez
She had weird teeth.
There, I said it.
Kayden Mitchell
How was this scene so kino anons? It came out of fucking nowhere.
John Gonzalez
>have bulimia
>try and fail to get stoned
>trip balls about your bitch mom
>die an excruciating death in a junkie’s white trash apartment
literally put here just to suffer
Jacob Reyes
Did Tarantino guest direct a few episodes? I feel like there were a lot of scenes with feet in them this season.
Josiah Fisher
>t. never invited to the D&D club
Camden Cruz
favorite ost song?
youtube.com
Nathan Gomez
fred was cute tbqhwyf
Charles Torres
Nah, Eddie's quickly becoming one of my favourite characters as of episode 6. Such a shame he didn't get to hit that chrissussy in the first episode like I thought he would though.
Henry Gonzalez
His shot was so real.
Ian Powell
>Characters get into impossibly difficult conflict
>Successfully run away from it with ease every time
This is really lazy.
Noah Perry
this was expectations subverted done 100% correctly
>the expectation
argyle was at the door and the kids would then sneak out to run away
>the subvertion
it was a soldier at the door, black glowie gets shot then all hell brakes loose and a kino gunfight happens
Liam Howard
They had the same jawline.
Hudson Hill
the shit vecna gave him in the vision with the cop was brutal
Carson Jones
These two are tied, since they're inspired from the same melody:
youtube.com
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Real feels
Hunter Green
Carrying the show tier:
>Max
>Steve
>Robin
Can be carried to watchability and kino by their chemistry with the top tier:
>Eddie
>Nancy
>Dustin
Based but nonessential/sidelined this season tier:
>Enzo
>Joyce
>Hopper
>Eleven
>Chrissy
>Ted
You’re funny/likeable but I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t in the show anymore tier:
>Jonathan
>Erica
Meh tier:
>Lucas
>Jason
>Owens
>Brenner
What do you even do tier:
>Argyle
>Suzie
>Mike
>Will
You have a nice butt tier:
>Angela
Cameron Scott
that’s just being skelly
Julian Hall
>Way too much CGI and long tracking shots compared to previous seasons
>Scenes are either too melodramatic with music and crying or too goddamn corny, jumping from bones snapping and shootouts to a dozen goofy kids in a house)
>Mysteries solved in very convenient fashion
>Period elements were appropriate in previous seasons, now they're over the top and exaggerated (clothing, too many songs playing in background, satanic panic)
>Previous seasons were inspired by horror, now it just rips them off (Vecna with Freddy, townspeople witch hunt like IT riots)
>Teasing more love triangle shit
>Parents constantly fucking retarded
>Shit getting way out of hand because characters couldn't stop being prissy faggots for two seconds and support their friend
Charles Fisher
The fact that this scene and IF I ONLY COULD were in the same episode…. show may have hit its peak there. that’s better than any season 1 episode easily
Hunter Adams
for me it’s. i can’t stand jonathan or hopper i want them permadead
Evan Garcia
REAL STEEL
Fucking tell me about it. I did not expect anything like this from the show, even the action scenes prior to this have always been fairly standard evil monster vs kids or basic being chased type scenarios. Then suddenly we get this balls to the wall one-take sweeping camera shot gunfight like something out of mission impossible. Solidified this season as second best since S1 for me honestly.
Xavier Sullivan
I would tell El she did an excellent job on her direyama and kiss her forehead.
Angel Martin
m.youtube.com
The feels bros….
Jason Adams
the duffers are unironically good at the "when you think it can't get any worse, make it worse" thing. It's just good screenwriting.
Julian Peterson
>She had weird teeth.
Yeah, seriously. Don't they do teeth tests anymore?
Owen Torres
Reminder that Blockbuster Video was shut down because it was better at tracking citizens than the feds.
Cooper Watson
kino kino kino
Parker Peterson
What a retard.
Ian Turner
>twitter.com
Was it rape?
Brayden Parker
Why do you have a retard fetish?
Jason Peterson
She would still start crying because you only kiss her forehead and not her asshole and if you really loved her you would.
Joshua Brown
Is he a gerontophile? She's way too old for him!
David Diaz
The John Wick Glowie moment
Evan Wood
This. I didn’t see Yuri betraying Joyce and Enzo either, because it’s halfway through the season and you think okay hopper’s gotta start making his way home soon. Nope, captured again. That was a real gut punch when they recaptured him. And it was just after the shootout lol
Landon Perry
>0:18 armed guy runs through the room and up the stairs and still hasn't fired a single bullet
kinda ruined the kino for me bros...
Jordan Clark
>steve in B tier
Kill yourself, he's the show's best girl.