Pinocchio Live action remake

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This made Any Forums shit and piss themselves in 2022.

Why is she bald? That's honestly the only thing bothering me, well maybe the buckteeth too.

in this version she steals his nose

Pinocchio is a nigga too? His dick grows everytime he steals something?

Because its a man in a dress

Forgot the gorilla arm

thats a man isnt it

LMAO

I literally don't even pirate movies/TV shows anymore.

Zoomer thread turn back

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are vatniks so racist? Literally every russian comment about this is racist as fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK? A HAIRLESS NIGGER DEMON WOMAN? HOW THE FUCK IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO TRUST THAT? Honestly imagine a fucking fairy appearing to you and what you expect is an ethereal, long haired, mesmerising white entity but instead but get this lip-smacking, fucking BALD baboon-cunt swaying side-to-side and holding her plastic fake talons up in a sassy manner hollering "NUH UH NIGGA YOU GON BE A REEEL BOY" whilst proceeding to conjure up magic fried chicken wings and watermelon slices and slobbering her protruding nigger-snout over said edibles whilst gulping down "purple drank" and hammering her distended nigger-belly to abort the vile fetus of Satan gestating in her.

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>Yes Pinocchio, I've given you life

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based false flaggers making more people hate the left on an hourly basis, you guys are the real heroes

Literal gorilla in a dress

underrated

>cunt
>her
AHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE TELL HIM

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This. I don’t mind the Blue Fairy being black… it’s the fact she’s hideous looking

wait, really?

pretty sure they're just trying to piss people off by hiring all these ugly ass motherfuckers.

what, is it a man or something?

>blue fairy
>played by a man
A little on the nose with that one

and tags geppettos cottage

They knew that it would cause hate, that's why they shoved it all the way to the end

they never going to stop aren’t they?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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when did Any Forums become so racist. i hate Any Forums so much it's unreal.

i just want to shitpost about television you fucks

Shit your niggerfaggot mouth redditor.

This dance on a flag happens in USA too?

go back mutt

This is 100% on purpose now, this shit sticks out like sore thumb. Manufactured outrage to get free marketing, they have to know how ridiculous A FUCKING BALD NIGGER TRANNY looks as a fairy godmother.

At least it’s not Whoopi Goldberg

>i just want to shitpost about television you fucks

Maybe try checking out r/RedLetterMedia?

Nope. Vote with your wallet. Netflix learned their lesson the hard way

we was liars and shit

>youtube comments are mostly praising this

Why? Did they miss the black fairy part?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO OH NO NO NO

they're not as fragile as you lot

first fruity pinocchio now this.
they are really coming for carlo collodi

KNEEL

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>Why is she bald?
i cant tell if male or female? which is it