ITT: we write The Arab Office

ITT: we write The Arab Office

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Saudis don't even work. The country is run by Americans, Europeans, Filipinos and Indians. And various other immigrant groups.

>"And then Hussain told me he needs the assassins phone number because he got TWO cousins pregnant, so I said why didn't you just marry both? Provlem solved!"
>"Haha Malik you are such a kidder who would marry an unvirgin!!!"
>*camera zooms in at another foreigner temp worker*

lmao based

>inb4 Dwight and Jim are a secret gay couple

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>at Ridwiht Al'shrut's sand farm twelve kilometers outside riyadh, where he runs a "farm brothel"
>Jameel Al'pert and his wife decide to visit
>discover that Ridwhit has been keeping his retarded cousin as a male prostitute
>Jameel forces his wife to stay with the camel while he has sex with Ridwhit's retarded cousin

[The Office Theme starts playing]

>Saudis don't even work.
what do they do all day?

nah thats the emirate states
the saudi society is pretty similar to other developed countries apart from the royal upper class

jej

>Dwiabdul Schrutamin: Inshallah I will make my sales target this month, I am visiting a new client today, I hope to make many sales
>Jimaman Halapin: Little does Abdul know I have reported him to the morality police, the client he is visiting is a secret brothel, Allahu Akbar
>Camera zooms in on the eyes of Pamiyah wearing her Niqāb, she might be smiling it is hard to tell

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Collect oil bennies

Hire foreign women to degrade themselves.

In the saudi version does jim rape pam ?

Yeah I actually went to Dubai for work a while back. Thought Saudi might be similar

The UAE locals literally get free oilbux from the govt for free, they can do and buy anything they want

Shop, sit around their marble homes and gardens, growing fat eating Baklava

I'm fucking dead.

how much does the average guy get?

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Getting cunny, degrading western whores, show off their gaudy luxury items on instagram. In other words, having a good time.

i heard it was 2000 dirhams a month, so about $500
not sure about the amount but its well known that they literally cannot be poor

>Main character is a European on a work visa
>His love interest is a 10/10 Arabic goddess
>He meets every single Saudi stereotype imaginable
>At least one execution takes place
>Michael Scott character is a boomer that loves gold, big tits, bug cars, and American rap music

God, please let me be born an oilnigger in my next life.

No women in the work place.

> Mohammed, have you seen Smith ? He seems to be late again this morning.
> The shariah police is flogging him again on the square, he entered the female only elevator to greet Fatima
> Ah ok. By Allah, Ramadam is tough today.

>10/10 Arabic goddess
how would you even know?

>hey Ahmid, what Camel is best?
>well, that question is-
>BLACK CAMEL!
>what are you talking about!?