Pinocchio Teaser Trailer
black tranny god mother ruins it
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Fairy god babymama oh lawdy dis lil cracker ass puppet wanna be a real nigga
Subversive AND soulless. Whoa, bravo Disney.
OH LAWD I KNEW I SMELLED SOME BUSSY
DEY BE BREAKIN DEM BUCKS
Has any of these soulless remakes lost money? Mulan? Seems like they can't lose no matter how shitty it is. With Tom Hanks it has to be a guaranteed success.
isnt this stepping on the toes of the one guillermo del toro is making?
Mulan was a financial disaster
>that dislike ratio
oof
>>Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gall
This is everything. It's so nice to see king nigger make the jump to film.
lol for a moment I thought he had a cigarette in his left hand
>Subversive
Why are incels so obsessed with this word??
Shut the fuck up tranny
Mulan was a double whammy because they took such a PR hit cozying up to the CCP for that movie, only for it to bomb in China and somewhat be the catalyst for the end of Hollywood tentpole feature releases in China as a whole.
Ay wanna play mofucka?
somehow the real human is more uncanny valley than the cgi
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>Tom Hanks
Fakest man alive. Maybe I’m the schizo, but every irl interaction I’ve ever seen with him makes him seem like a massive douche. I can’t stand him.
>random race-swaps
More pandering. Wowee.
>all positive comments
Damn this looks beyond bad. Either overtly dark as usual, or the cgi looks like ass in sunlight. And frankly the fairy looks atrocious, even ignoring that it's black. Why the fuck did they make her bald? Is that motherfucking Rupaul?
Pretty sure Beauty and the Beast and Lion king broke one billion or somewhere there. That said they came from two of their most popular movies ever. The og Pinocchio is kino but I doubt modern audiences give a fuck about it, and frankly I don't see hanks being that much of a magnet either, this isn't 1998 anymore.
Looool
whats your goal here
saw an advanced screening of this and thought it was a little on the nose at the end when a little trans girl asks Pinocchio if he believes she is a woman, and he says "Yes" but they immediately cut to credits before revealing whether or not he was telling the truth?
I'm not sure what kind of message that is sending.
>yo wish be granted n sheei
I can't take clown world anymore
dont worry, the post credit sequence shows him cut his nose off
What do you mean my goal? Just pointing out what I saw. You can check the comments on the video yourself.
looks a little like george floyd. also cant tell if its a man or woman?
why is this board so unusable right now? is Any Forums raiding with their cringe racism?
Very stunning and brave to cast Melissa McCarthy as the Whale
what's the dislike ratio? I'm on my work pc I don't have the add-on here