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Hate spending money

currently stroking my cock

Racismlad made the news

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Cheers lads
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you were btfo in the last thread and shown up as a retard that doesn't understand words.
go to bed, london paki

I am about 40 stone/560lbs, no joke I ended up in A&E last time the temperature here went above 35 degrees.

>sitting on my sofa, trying my hardest to stay cool
>have 1 small electric fan blowing, but it is USB powered so plugged into my laptop which also releases heat
>put a roomba in the cage with my pet parrot so it flaps about trying to avoid it, and blows air onto me
>fanning myself, with a bit of card, but this is very tiring
>run out of dr pepper
>getting thirsty
>have to get up to get more from the fridge
>as soon as I stand, can feel something is wrong
>legs barely feel like they exist
>sweat pouring down my body as I move into the hallway
>stumble and trip
>smash my face onto my Henry Hoover
>blood pouring over the floor and I feel weak
>did shit myself too sadly, and the shit sprayed over my sisters prized trainers lol which were sponsored by some american bonobo bounce player
>woke up in hospital, had heatstroke, could have died if my dad hadn't found me

Not reading a wired of these

love this gimmick desu

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For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.

Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.

ahh yes the beginning of a new /brit/ where all the virgins try to get in their "funny" posts

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This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and Any Forums, and Any Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and blacks no matter what board he's on.

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Alri lads

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weird schizo freak lmao

I thought this post was (you)ing me for a second, reckon I must be a narcist or something

hard to be a fat slime true

why do gays have to shoehorn being gay into everything they do?

gayest retard
lego city is under attack

You sit here and make jokes while BIPOC trans folk are LITERALLY dying in the street.

K A H T E E M

>1st
lol
I'm sure the other priests were gay too

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2023 london "tianment troubles" incident

putting dick in an asshole is disgusting
being a faggot is triple disgusting since its a mens asshole

very serbian post

managed to cut down the drinking from 5-6 days a week to 1-2

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mad how you could be arrested if you said this in the uk

nice one lad

can just about tolerate yanks and leafs since they're at least vaguely anglo, but you are just too foreign, you'll have to leave
fuck off

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same here
i was drinking most days of the week for a few years but now i just keep it to the weekend mostly

Why the fuck did you post this

Labour party annual conference

>just misses
that whiteboy finished in 6 lmao

I'm not a serb though mate
How many years could I get for it? Or is it only a fine?

red bull my beloved

was going to put some of that tincture i had made up into it but the name i came up for it "black bull" seems a bit...

janny quick on the draw this evening

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dunno depends probably wouldn't be locked up just fined

say his name

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Picard was the most soyjak captain

wish i had a can of tyskie

horizontal spinning rat

monged out

gmi lad, well done
if I can last until about 7pm i can go without but 5.30-7 fucks me every day

I wonder what books she reads.

rrat

makes me think the early 2010s panic against religion was not wrong, but that the energy that preceded it was better dedicated towards Amazon and their cult-like ilk

currently being ghosted

Mad how Yanks think 150 years is a long time within a historical context.

tucked up in bed, snug as a bug

now time to cuddle my duvet and imagine it’s a gf and invent an entire relationship in my mind

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any astonished by how friendless they are men in?

*comes up to your window in a ghostly sheet* alri

Schroedingers horizontal spinning rat

Might pop on down to the poo shop for an Emma Watson special.

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loool that is me

what a lovely little rat

YOU'RE TURNING ME CRUEL CAUSE I WANNA YOU TO REACT!

wee ratto

*tries to give someone the middle finger but finger isn't able to bend enough*

*gives it a watch for old times sake*
aha look at her go doing her little jig

>rat
its obviously a mouse, and not a rat

have an aussie mate who joined a nazi club down there, why are you like this

yeah looks like a london paki wrote this

electric mouse

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do you love this jig

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*goes in for the kiss*

toiletberg stinking of piss no matter how much i clean it
sick of it

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sexo

read this as toilberg

the fresh

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You reckon her shit tastes nice?

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V I B I N G

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I'm so fucking hot bros...
...in all the possible ways you could think of ;)