The vvitch

>the vvitch
10/10
>the lighthouse
7/10
>the northman
4/10
I'm seeing a pattern

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Imagine if it a wizard who kissed a little girl...
Double standards at its finest

all I'm seeing are titties

What’s that gif from?

warlock*

I want to have sex with her and afterwards, become her or something

The Northman was 10/10 fuck you

Correct, except you should reverse it

>the vvitch
4/10
>the lighthouse
7/10
>the northman
10/10

>only non-pozzed director working today
>consistent kino
Truly /ourguy/

The vih-vitch

>the vvitch
>10/10
reddit

ahem

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this

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How is this dude still not cancelled? Genuine question

they cant keep getting away with it

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>the vvitch
>tiny scope 1 setting
>9/10

>the lighthouse
>tiny scope 1 setting
>8/10

>the northman
>huge scope 10s of settings
7/10

should be graded with a curve honestly, I enjoyed the northman the least but it's like saying a piece of chocolate is slightly better than a 5 course meal

Based. His books are great as well. Start with "A Congregation of Jackals"

Wizardbros...

>dragged across concrete
>all the white people die and black man takes their money
what did he mean by this

the witch was awful

I'm still waiting for him to get metoo'd or something, he's just such moving in the polar opposite of the direction current hollywood is heading

>vvitch
7/10
>lighthouse
6/10
>northman
7/10
fuck you

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I'll be a wizard in 1 year but what do you want?

all of his films get buried unfortunately, no one mentions them

why do you guys like the witch so much? that movie was really, really boring and bad

I liked this movie before but now that I've read your strong arguments I hate it

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