Reminder you will never be german!
You will never eat Currywurst on a daily basis!
You Will Never Use Capital Letters For No Reason!
You will never inspect your poop before flushing!
You will never buy beer that is cheaper than water!
You will never be the most loved and most hated nationality at the same time!
Reminder you will never be german!
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Brandon Moore
>Reminder you will never be german!
Thank god.
Jackson Gonzalez
>You Will Never Use Capital Letters For No Reason!
why is that? what's the reason linguistically speaking? I never understood that
Juan Gutierrez
I do all of that
Ryan Bailey
>Reminder you will never be german!
God I wish that was me.
Zachary Roberts
>You will never inspect your poop before flushing!
i do this though
Jackson Perry
>You Will Never Use Capital Letters For No Reason!
:D
Alexander Gonzalez
Ok but I can still listen to Rammstein, drink hefeweizen, and eat currywurst at the German gastropub so it's basically the same thing.
Isaiah Reyes
but i am german?
>currywurst everyday
no thanks
Noah Smith
I can always immigrate to Germany and become a NewGerman™ by tomorrow, and there's nothing you could do about it
Jack Morales
William Thomas
>You will never inspect your poop before flushing!
Everybody should do that. Do you want to die of undiagnosed cancer?
Jordan Morales
Buchstäblich ich
Isaac Sullivan
I'm a Neo-German.
Jeremiah Brooks
>You will never be the most loved and most hated nationality at the same time
That's Russia
Carter Williams
They capitalize all nouns.
Daniel Hill
Why not? I'm planning to get Romanian citizenship in next 5 years and then... then I can trying to get German too. Just buy living somewhere in Germany 4 (?) years or something like that.
Ich heiße Sasha haha
Guten Abend liebe anons
Ryan James
>Romanian citizenship
???
Alexander Gomez
You utter fool. Germany is soon going to reduce its immigration requirements drastically. I will first obtain EU citizenship by living there for 5 years, and then live in Germanistan for 5 years to complete my triple citizenship. No, you cannot stop me. I WILL come to your country. I WILL learn the language. I WILL eat all your tasty food. I WILL sexo you.
Ian Taylor
Russia isnt loved
Anthony Edwards
>Reminder you will never be german!
But can i still marry a cute german girl right?
Jackson Butler
I'm half moldovan and my grannies was born in Bessarabia so Romanian citizenship is my future
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Reminder you will never be Norwegian!
You will never eat lapskaus on an occational basis!
You will never use Æ, Ø, or Å!
You will never consider cabin-trips to remote hovels in the wilderness, without any utilities as a form of relaxation!
You will never pay 10€ for a beer!
You will never be from a country people only remember exists during the winter olympics!
Luke Adams
I hereby request asylum
anywhere is better than russia
Gavin Sanchez
Poolack cope
Nathan Baker
I know dude,my point is fucking why???
Jeremiah Nelson
>best video game company
CRYTEK, built by turks
>best food
DÖNER made by turks
>best invention of modern germany
coronaVAXX, invented by two turks
>most listened german music
deutschrap, dominated by türks
youtube.com
>most famous comedians
türks
>most wanted neo nazi leader
atilla hildmann, türk
Angel Davis
I will always svffer from not being Norwegian.
It is over.
Zachary Barnes
Well… I guess it makes it easier to see the main point of a sentence? Who knows.
Gabriel Davis
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